Billboards R Us
www.leaseyourbody.com/main.php
Hard up for Christmas cash? Well, you can skip that whole "Gift of the Magi" drama this year and instead, just sport a tattoo. The folks at LeaseYourBody.com try to hook up advertizers with people willing to be living billboards for them. All you have to do to earn "big bucks" is be willing to look like a tool walking around with some company's logo tattooed on your forehead. It's all a bit of cop-out, I think. The tats are temporary ones, so no one is in for the long haul. Meh.
Your parents were party animals
www.squareamerica.com/sq1.htm
You'll probably want to remove your corneas and give your retinas a nice bleaching after looking through these photo galleries. They'll make you aware that your parents were young once, and getting drunk taking compromising photos was commonplace long before there was a MySpace to post them to. These are from back in the day where there were these things called "negatives" that were really important to any blackmail scheme. Watch a couple of old Columbos on YouTube and I'm sure you'll stumble across the scenario.
nutcracker sweet
hillarynutcracker.com
The stuff of Limbaugh's nightmares. This Hillary has iron jaws between her thighs that can make mincemeat of nuts.
Not unlike the real thing.
On My God, They've pirated kenny!
southparkzone.com
You've already watched A Charlie Brown Christmas, Rudolph, and Frosty. What to do to kill a little time while waiting for the 24-hour A Christmas Story Marathon? How about watching the South Park Christmas Classic, episode 110, Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo? Then if you like, you can watch every episode of every season—for free. Pretty sure Viacom will close this site's doors one day, but until then you can use it to revisit your favorites and catch up those episodes you missed 10 years ago.