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Cyriak is a UK cartoonist/illustrator who has a penchant for creating bizarre animations. His technique is clearly inspired by the Terry Gilliam animations that graced Monty Python's Flying Circus, but where Gilliam's creations were paper cutout, these are more of the photochop variety. Some really great stuff here, but if you look at just one check out "Moo". You'll never feel safe passing through Wisconsin again.
3 ... 2 ... 1... draw!
While I'm on the cartoonists, it seems appropriate to direct you to the Pencils at Dawn blog. This blog is a duel between two cartoonists. A random word generator selects a word, they each take a stab at creating a cartoon inspired by it, then post their creations here for the world. There's no polling in the traditional sense to pick the winner. People voice their opinions in the comments section. Hmmm, maybe you should check out item #4 below before you go voicing your choice here ( or anywhere else online.
Bad Boys, Bad Boys. Whatcha gonna do?
This link takes you directly to a chase scene that's right out of a movie. The ending of it is pretty horrifying and, seems to me, a bit of an overreaction. The law and order types among you may disagree. If this doesn't give you enough jackboot thrills, then browse the rest of the videos which include quite a few that start with the word "Blackwater".
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