Another of my "pet" Peeves
I hate dumbasses that misuse quotation marks almost as much as I loathe the illiterates among us who don't know the difference between "loose" and "lose". You know the type. They liberally bracket their words with unneeded quotations marks—often causing unintended subtext. It's like they have some sort of odd literary tic. These cretins are closely related to the ones that pluralize by adding "'s" to everything. The folks at this blog have collected a fine sampling of these boners. Unintended hilarity ensues.
Little, pretty killing things
" At GlamGuns.com, we've combined the girliness of glamor with the practicality of military expertise and have created a collection that will make your child shriek with joy! From the My Little M4 Carbine to the Hello Kitty "HK-AK-47", you'll find something for the little girl in everyone!"
Oh god, I so know what I want for Christmas. I'd be the envy of the firing range if I showed up with the Lady Di Six-Shooter.
Tuna for dinner—Again?
When you get through with your food your either going to want to lick your plate clean or hurl when you're served on Vagina China. It's kind of like eating off of a Georgia O'Keefe painting, if O'Keefe were only marginally talented. I don't think these are glazed in China ( the country ) so lead poisoning isn't a concern. I have heard though that everything served off them tastes faintly of fish.
Move over Goatse
Once upon a time goatse was the most shocking thing online; then again, once upon a time John Waters was outrageous. Things change. Now we have 2girls1cup. I won't point you directly to the video. If you're hellbent on scarring yourself, you know how to use Google to find it. First, watch this page of peoples reactions upon seeing the video for the first time. Then decide if your man enough to watch. If you do watch, turn on your cam. Then you'll have a record of the loss of the last vestige of your innocence.