A new accessory for your barbie dream prison
The miscreants that create the twisted DIY projects over at Instructables.com are up to their old tricks. This time it's not some f'ed up taxidermy project like the LED Throwie Rat; this time it's your very own Barbie Electric Chair! This is more of a model, and sadly they didn't paint it Barbie pink. If the Mythbusters-type über-geeks over at Makezine.com had done this, not only would the chair be pink, Barbie's head would melt when you flip the switch.
When words can't express your true feelings...
...say it with poo. InventorSpot.com presents "The Best Crappy Gifts of All Time". While I admit that the "I You" poo that they placed at Number 1 is pretty good, I still have to give the nod to the "Wet Stick Water Poop Ball". It's a shit-shaped version of those gloppy, sticky wall walker things. Now if they had just given it a little fragrance it would have been truly delightful.
When Memes Collide
Cross PostSecret.com with ICanHasCheezburger.com get LOLSecretz: lolcats pics with PostSecret captions. Now the cats ( and walruses and buckets ) are concerned with sex issues, prozac and betrayal, but the angst-ridden copy is still written in lolcat pidgin. One example: a cat lying next to a knife with the caption "i killed mahself 6 times...3 to go". If you're not familiar with the original two memes, check out the parent sites first, then head over to this one. Otherwise you'll just be scratching your head and thinking "WTF?"
I'm gonna wash that snot right outta my head
Good lord. Just when I think I've seen it all, the Internets send a new perversion tumbling through its tubes and into my monitor. Drawings by people of varying skill levels of dragons fucking cars.
Why. I don't have clue. That didn't stop me from lookng at every damn one of them though.