Love in the 21st Century
Welcome to the world fo teledildonics—a whole new dimension in cybersex. By using these devices, charmingly dubbed the 'virtual stick' and 'virtual hole' one can now have 'realtime virtual sex.' Basically the stick and the hole are linked through the Internets. The guy shoves his cock into the virtual hole and his cyberpartner goes to work on the stick. The stick senses the touching and stroking and transmits instructions to the hole which replicates the movements. Romantic, huh? No word on whether or not they have a Virtual Towel available to help with cleanup.
Name That Flick
It's like an ongoing online pictionary game where the category is limited to movies. People draw scenes from famous movies. Your job is to figure out what movie is being depicted. There are theme quizzes like famous sex scenes, but generally you just start on the first pic, take a stab at it, then click next. It's a great time waster at work—provided you can resist slapping your forehead and exclaiming 'Doh! Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy! Of course! Those dolphins are a dead give away!'
\\you say you Want an Evolution
I request that you strike a blow for science and reason and get yer butt over to this site, print out the page, and then head over to Kansas, or Kentucky, or whatever bumfuck place is reliving the Scopes Monkey Trial this week. The site offers alternate stickers to the 'Evolution is A Theory' stickers they are sticking on textbooks in locales where marrying your sister isn't merely tolerated, but encouraged. Use these stickers to cover up the anti-evolution ones. Remember, a mind is a terrible thing to waste—even an inbred one.
The Church of Googlism posits that Google ( because it's omniscient, omnipresent, and can do no evil ) is God. That of course means Microsoft is Satan.
Suddenly the Universe makes sense.