Now where do I look to find Three Cocks?
Sorry for the hellish URL, but there's not too much I can do about it. It's not like I can make a Click Here link for you in a magazine. This is a shining example of how one can use the vast resources of the Internets to twaddle away company time. The folks who put this Google MyMaps page together marked all the places they could find in the world that had 'naughty' names. Now you can find vacation spots with exotic names like Cum, Bum, Wank, Dildo, and Condom. Did you know you could find Vagina in Russia? And Anus in France? Oh, BTW, you can also find a Dyke in Scotland and a Homo in Norway.
How Much is that person in the Window?
HumanForSale calculates your worth based on a number of educational and physical characteristics. It's more of a front to collect some marketing info and to steer you to other sites than any real measure of value. I mean, does the frequency that you visit pornographic sites really have a bearing on your worth? Still, it's a semi-amusing way to piss away 10 minutes or so at work. I was valued at a little more than two million dollars. Would someone please direct me to where I can go to cash in?
I I I I I I don't really know what to say about these two sites without ruining them for you. They really have to be experienced to be appreciated. I guess about the only thing I can say is that I've been doing this column since late 2001, and these are two of the most pointless sites I've ever encountered.
( That's a compliment. )
If the webmaster were gay and passable I'd marry him
It figures I finally find a blog I'd be willing to read on a regular basis and the damn thing hasn't been updated since Dec 24. PopulationPaste bills itself as 'a collection of things you wish you hadn't seen.' Au contraire, mon ami. This is great stuff: Menstrual blood paintings, Simpson porn, the pooting cowboy art of Rob Clarke. It's all here. With tags that include indescribable smut, bizarre insertions, and bodily functions, it's a place after my black little heart. It's garnered a spot in my Favorites, so its clearly NSFW. If it would just get an update...