time after time
The HumanClock has been ticking along for almost five years now. That's an eternity for a non-commercial site. The premise is sheer simplicity. When you access the site, it displays a photo. Somewhere in the photo is the current time. Sometimes it's something obvious, like someone holding a sign that says 8:17. Other times it's more subtle, like a photo of bus number 817. The photo updates every minute, so the time stays current. Every minute has multiple pictures ( submitted by the site's users ) , so if you don't like the current pic you can change it. But why bother? It's going to change in less than a minute.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose...
Ahhh, what would the WorldWideWeird be without that old standby the e-card. Admittedly most of them are pretty lame, but every once in a while someone comes up with a clever little idea like this one. Your message grows as a series of nose hairs that have to be plucked in order for the recipient to read it. Just keep your messages short, no one wants to have to pluck 20 nostril hairs, even out of a virtual nose. If nose hair isn't your thing, there are plenty of other creative cards here that beat the shit out of those crappy Blue Mountain-type greetings. Happy plucking!Spice up those boring websites
Pretty much the definition of 'Not safe for work'
Let me make this perfectly clear: THIS SITE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Get caught on it at work and I can pretty much guarantee you at least a meeting with HR, more likely one with unemployment. What is this gem? Why, it's just a little porn video of het blowjobs played on fast forward. And why would I recommend such an awful thing? Well, because I found it pretty damn funny. You see, the audio track is sped up too, and the women end up sounding like gibbering monkeys. ( It also confirms that women are awful at sucking cock. ) It really has to be seen to be appreciated, just not at work. OK?
Since I've shifted into porno mode here, let's talk about Pornalize.com . Pornalize is a translator. You enter a URL, select your language and hit the Translate button. It then fetches the site and messes with the HTML, inserting random smuttiness into it. It's really the only way to view sites like Scientology.com ( Thanks to the pornalizer, I now know that the word 'Scientology' comes from 'the Latin word 'scio'... and the Greek word 'cuntlicks'...' ) Pornalized-Catholic.com had a headline about 'The Creaming Sacrament of Charity.' Hmm...they must be talking about Idol Gives Back.