Pranking your Monkey
www.zug.com/pranks/super/index01.html
The proprietors of Zug.com claim to have pranked the Super Bowl. In the midst of the most intense security at any sporting event in US history, they passed out thousands of fake 'halftime show' lights to people in certain seats. The intent was to spell out ZUG.COM in lights in the stand during the halftime show. The end result was less than impressive visually, but still they did manage to carry out a rather extensive and clandestine operation right under the noses of security. They snuck in, and handed out, over 2,000 of the lights without raising a ripple of suspicion. So much for Homeland Security.
Nuts 2 u
www.cornerpocketart.com/gallery.asp
An entire gallery exhibition devoted to the singular beauty of the scrotum. There's a sload of scrotums ( scroti? ) here—bald, hairy; old, young; black, white—but every damn one of them is wrinklier than a sharpei. It seems that there are some things in the Universe that are constant. Say what you will about artist Belle Weather, but you've got to admit, she's got balls! [ BA-dum ching! ]
Hmmm, you seem to have a little rash
poetry.rotten.com/clinic
God, I love Rotten.com . It is the world's finest repository of horrific images. Take for instance this gallery of images from the 1911 medical atlas The Stereoscopic Skin Clinic. True to their rotten form, they have published the images as animated gifs, which give a pretty good 3D effect, so you can enjoy their stereoscopy goodness. Extra points from me for the image I like to called 'scaby baby,' and for the tons of syphilis pics. If those don't prompt you to get tested, nothing will.
Test time
www2.b3ta.com/bigquiz/
The twisted minds at b3ta.com come up with a lot of very, very wrong ( and very, very funny ) stuff. Head b3tan, Rob Manuel ( aka The Ginger Fuehrer ) makes really swell quizzes. Each question is a photo, and you have to figure out of which of the two choices it's actually a picture. Is it a Granny or a Tranny? Female or She-Male? Man-milk or Moo-milk? The link above takes you to an index page from which you can choose which of the quizzes you'd like to take. The Hacker or Spacker one is pretty hard. It's kind of interesting that the effects of too much brain are so similar to the effects of not enough.