WHEEL!.................... OF!...................... LUNCHEON!
www.coverpop.com/wheeloflunch/
For the terminally indecisive among us the question 'Where do you want to go eat?' is a source of great anxiety. It usually leads to a cyclical conversation consisting of mostly of people saying 'I dunno. Where do you want go eat?' The end result of which is settling for Lean Cuisines from the freezer. Now there is a way to deal with this situation. If no one is willing to make a decision, just put yourselves at the mercy of the wheel. Where it lands is where you eat. Don't like it? Tough shit. Speak up next time.
TOSS ME A COLD-ONE, WILLYA?
www.duke.edu/~jwc13/beerlauncher.html
This is why Duke is one of the leading educational institutions in the country. They have top minds working on the pressing problems facing this nation—problems like 'How the hell can I get a beer without getting my lazy ass up off the couch, and consequently missing a second of the ball game?' Thankfully those dukies have crafted a solution to this intractable problem. The beer launcher has arrived. This modified minifridge hurls an ice-cold one about 13 feet with tremendous accuracy. Lesbians and straight men rejoice!
New and Improved
bananabunker.com
Technology marches on. The great inventions of yesteryear inevitably must give way to the innovations of today. So it is with one of the favorite devices of the WWWeird staff: the Banana Guard. The Banana Guard used to be the ultimate in Banana Protection Technology, but now it's been rendered obselete. The Banana Bunker offers the protection of the Banana Guard, but where the Guard was rigid, the Bunker is flexi, and better able to accomodate all bananas. It also is clear, so you can see the banana inside. This makes it looks less like a sex toy, so you're not as likely to raise eyebrows when you whip it out on the El... of course, some of you think that's not a plus.
I wonder if he takes requests
gotcum.blogspot.com
If you need proof that people will put up a webpage about anything, then you need look no further than this one. I'm sure someone out there will argue this is some sort of artistic expression, but I'm pretty sure it's just plain old perversion. The blogger wanks it over a picture of a celebrity and then posts the results. Pretty puerile stuff, still the Cameron Diaz photo was kind of funny. Stay away from this site during business hours, kiddies. This is pretty much the definition of not 'safe for work.'