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parts is parts
Margaux Lange makes pretty fabulous jewelry fashioned from pieces of Barbies. She doesn't just work with the obvious parts like arms, legs, and heads though. Sure there are bracelets made from Barbie hands, but there are also brooches made from just the eyes or lips and a necklace made from the torsos. She carves Barbie up better than a British prostitute killer. The end result is extremely cool, and only a little bit disturbing.
Get one for mom
The TurdTwister is an amazing little device you shove into your asshole to turn yourself into a sort of organic cookie press. As you defecate, the feces are forced through the shaped opening to create decorative poo. Now you can crap a churro, or shit a shamrock and that's just the beginning! There are suns, moons and stars. ( If you include the aforementioned clover, you have a sort of scatological Lucky Charms ) . With over 18 shapes available, you could be a real hit with at the next Hellfire meeting; just make a bee-line for that special chair, you know, the one with the hole in the seat.
Now this is what I call a blue movie
I used to think the Japanese had the market on fucked-up cornered, but the Dutch are starting to challenge them. Witness this definitely NSFW Smurf video. You thought the furry crowd was a bit off? Hah! Witness Smurf sex. Everyone gets a go at Smurfette, including Papa Smurf and Gargamel. I did learn one interesting thing from the video. Even though they are blue, Smurfs' dicks are pink. I would have found the whole thing completely unerotic if I hadn't just finish watching the Dustin Diamond ( Screech from Saved by the Bell ) Sex Video. Next to that, this was Behind the Green Door.
Welcome to GooTube
There's no way to sugar coat this. The URL pretty much spells it out. The site features over 40 videos of hot, zit-popping action. This is absolutely not for the weak-stomached. I found myself feeling a little queasy on more than one occasion and I'm not terribly squeamish. You'll find yourself clicking to next video because it couldn't possibly be worse than the one you just saw. Good lord, it is. You've been warned. Don't come crying to me if you have to clean chunks off your keyboard.
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