They have the balls to ask the important questions
www.wetspotsmusic.com
This site is included for one reason and one reason only. Any band that records a song and video called Do You Take It? ( a swingin' ode to anal pleasure which posits the eternal, musical question 'Do you take it up the ass?' ) deserves some props. The video was a viral sensation. You can view it at YouTube. Here at the Wet Spots home page you can listen to the full album. They have the it for sale, but all the prices are in $Cn. If you have a hankering to own the album, titled Hello Kinky, you can get it from the iTunes music store ( like, it seems, everything else these days..well, except the Beatles. ) .
Lucy Van Pelt vs the powerpuff girls
www.electricferret.com/battle
Ever wonder what comic book nerds think about while they are lovingly placing Spiderman #5 into a protective Mylar bag ( with an acid-free comic backing board for support ) and filing it away to never again be read by another human? Well, apparently it's things like 'who would win a battle between Lucy Van Pelt and the Powerpuff Girls.' This site has a message board full of such fights along with spirited discussion about the outcome of the match-up. BTW, in that matchup, Powerpuff Girls, hands down. Lucy was a bitch, but the Girls got skillz. Buttercup by herself would eat Lucy for lunch.
A special kind of crazy
www.zihuatanejo-rentals.com
Wow. Wow. Wow. This is the business site for Leigh Roth, a rental broker in Mexico. It all seems innocent enough ( if very 1998 in design ) until you start digging a bit. Then you start to realize this bitch is crazeeeee. The navigation is a sort of bipolar-stream-of-conciousness-menu system. The links are all at the bottom of the page and they change up from page to page; some stay, some go, new ones pop up, without any sense of structure. It can be a bit frustrating, but wander enough to find the links about Andrew Peacock and his narcissistic personality disorder. They are pure gold. It's an important lesson. Don't fuck with a crazy woman who has bandwidth.
It's Official, everyone but me has a Myspace page
www.myspace.com/babydavidbanda
'Yo! I gots me a new Moms! And she be RICH!!! AW YEEEEAAH! And to all the haters that want me to stay in Africa with like no runnin water, no mother, nomoney and a high chance of catchin Aids an shit - SKREW YOU!! London HERE I COME!!!'
Yes, little Baby David Banda Ciccone Ritchie has already done got his own MySpace page. They Westernize so quickly, don't they?