Color me overpaid
One of the great things about the Internet ( there are three ) is that it allows things long dead, or in this case out of print, to live again. Behold The Executive Coloring Book. A fine piece of satire from 1961, which is just as apt today as when it was printed ( if you make a few allowances for the illustrations ) . My favorite page features a line of executives boarding a commuter train. The caption reads 'THIS IS MY TRAIN. It takes me to the office every day. You meet lots of interesting people on the train. Color them all gray.'
AIEEEEEE!!! Call the Military!
People find tons of interesting things in Google maps. I usually skip them here because the URLs are an absolute pain in the ass to type. I get to copy and paste from my browser, but you poor schmoes are left pecking in all that crap. This was too amusing to pass up though. It seems there was a bug on the lens of the camera when it was over Germany. The end result is that, at high zoom, there is a large insect ravaging the German countryside. If this were a perfect world, it would have happened over Tokyo. Mothra!
One of the great things about the Internet ( there are three ) is that it puts websites featuring repetitive, stupid, and completely pointless activities and information on an equal footing with corporate monsters like CNN ( a site that burns much of its bandwidth reporting on repetitive, stupid, completely pointless, and uninteresting activities and information. ) Take for example this site. The idea? Shove something into a rubber. Giggle. Take a picture. Post it. Rinse and repeat... and repeat... and repeat...
When you care enough to send the very rudest
One of the great things about the Internet ( there are three ) is that it gives vulgar, sacreligious teens a chance to piss off fundies. You may guess by the URL that YouStupidBitch.com is going to be reasonably sophomoric, and you would be absolutely correct. If the webmaster is older than 17, I'd be shocked. The drawings are crude, both in execution and content ( some are pr0n, so it's definitely NSFW ) . Still, some of the cards on here are amusing. There is a goatse card here, and you have to love a Christmas card that features Jesus in a sombrero with the caption 'If Jesus is the King of the Jews, why does he have a Mexican name?'