Always low pricks, Always
Ken-Mart deals in fucking machines. By that I don't mean viagra-ed circuit boyz or hot-to-trot divorceés, but literally fucking machines. Delightful devices like the robo-cock, the hump-a-lot, or the hide-a-cock that will make that lazy bottom in your life squeal with delight. They sell all sorts of adapters for the machines so they can accomodate a variety of dildos. Things with names like the 'universal dildo holder.' Hey, wait a minute. Universal dildo holder? Isn't that a vagina?
So would this be cat-ha Yoga?
Ohm. Meow. Ohm. Meow. Ohm. Meow. Ohm. Meow.
Now you can grow even closer to your kitty by practicing yoga with it. Check out the videos page for instructional films on Clearing Past Karmas, Electromagnetic Frequency, and Self-identification Meditation. For some reason all these yogic techniques seem to involve flinging your cat, a procedure that may be amusing, but hardly seems likely to help your cat achieve any sort of inner peace.
Do you hate travelocity ads as much as these guys?
As if those damn Travelocity gnome ads weren't annoying enough, this past week we've had to endure the puff news reports about some traveling stolen gnome making an appearance at a Steelers game. I think the Aussies that run this site have a much better idea. If you're going to steal a garden gnome and send a pic to its former owner, then make it one that shows that if the little hunk of plaster ( or plastic ) ever returns home, it won't be the same. Extreme violence is really the only way to deal with these buggers.
ummm, thanks for sharing, not
From the For-God's-Sake-Please-Keep-It-To-Yourself file I bring you EdensGarden.org, where the Clay family shares the joyous stillbirth of little Eden at 17 weeks. They took her corpse home, dressed it, cuddled it, grieved over it, then buried it. Oh yeah, and, of course, they photographed everything and posted it to the goddamned web. You are forewarned. If you are weak-constitutioned you will find this site is capital-D disturbing. I, however, found the picture of Eden's brother poking her corpse with his index finger to be absolutely charming. Really, I did. It's my new desktop.