It's Official, LOTR Geeks are Worse the Star Wars Geeks
Do you have a burning desire to write your name in Elvish? Do you want to design an elvish tattoo?
No? Honestly, neither do I.
You can get paid to do anything
If you're the best at something, someone will pay you to do it. You've just got to find the fool to part from his money. Welcome to the homepage of Team Sandtastic, sandcastle builders extraordinaire. We're not here because of the sandcastle building. That's pretty cool. No, we're here for the rock stacking. Yes, Team Sandtastic is pretty rocktastic too. They stack rocks, and they get paid for it. Wouldn't you love to see the original business plan?
Fun in the Sheets
The karmasheetra is kind of like those little footprints they used to use to teach people to dance in studios, except it's little hand, feet and assprints to show you how to dance between the sheets. Guys use the blue prints, girls the pink ones. In our case I guess it's tops blue, bottoms pink. These linens are strikingly ugly, and I'm pretty sure that having them on your bed will guarantee that you won't get laid—ever.
BoyBitesBattery is the homepage of a young man that likes fucking with audio electronics: things like Furbys or See 'n Says. He hacks into them and makes them spazz, spitting out all sorts of bizarre electronic sounds. Far and away the Furby experiments are the most disturbing. The bizarre whirring, whining, clicking and buzzing that emanates from a 'glitched out' Furby is exactly the type of noises I suspect that Snuggles the bear makes when he kills.