He's Inspired, Jim
It's been too long since I've covered any ST:TOS tomfoolery. This site features a brilliant idea: combine Star Trek with Successories ( those 'motivational' posters that feature an image like a rock climber captioned with a large word like 'Challenge' and some Hallmarky line about 'struggling upward' ) . Sadly, the execution is a little off and the whole thing really plays more as a Star Trek in-joke than a Successories parody. A couple of them are pretty good though, and they do make them available as free downloads. If you want to see this sort of thing done right though, check out Despair.com .
So that's how they make him speak...
I've always suspected that Bush was some sort of puppet. For some reason the image him with Cheney's hand deep up his ass just seems right. Of course, Dick is no ventriloquist, so how do you get the dummy to speak? Why not just have someone record snippets of speech and then you can string them together! This site has snippets of Bush speeches for your mash-up pleasure. I was able to have our beloved George say the following 'It is suicide. That is the future we choose. As we have done before, we will shit if our enemies strike our country.' Now, if they could just beef up the vocab selection a bit...
Rock your baby tonight
Hmmm. Lullabye versions of rock songs. Now you can soothe baby to sleep whilst you gently instill in him an anti-establishment aesthetic. The album art is pretty priceless toochildish versions of classic album covers. You can only preorder right now. They have samples available for many of the albums slated to be released on the 28th. This first batch of releases features Zeppelin, Tool, and Metallica ( to name a few ) . However, it's the second batch that has my interest. Anybody up for a little Pixies lullaby? I got a broken face. Aha aha aha aha. I'm so excited I could piss.
Move over Dateline
This site lures predators into video chat with what they think is a 12 year-old girl, but is actually a pack of 20-somethings. They record the whole sordid thing. Then they post the video, along with the chat logs and the perps email ( so you can drop them a note and tell them how hot they look ) . They have about 20 videos posted of guys caught with their pants down, in a few cases literally. Note: despite what you see in the screen shot, they don't make any effort to disguise identities. I added that. I also removed this guy's email. Why? While I tip my hat to these guys for fighting a good fight, I'm a pussy and I have no desire to get my ass sued for calling someone a child molester.