Get out of my nightmares ( Get into my car )
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=
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This is so lame it's actually kind of cool. The video style is similar to the other Hoff classic 'Hooked on a Feeling' with liberal references to Knight Rider and Baywatch thrown in. The single funniest/terrifying moment? A quick, full shot of Hoff, looking every one of his 54 years ( plus a few extra from Baywatch sun damage ) , standing in front of Kit lustfully thrusting his hips. It's the kind of image that makes you want to dip your eyes in bleach, then brillo your retinas.
Keep your Jesus off my penis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exDo2SMdB-0
Everyone! Sing along!
'So you'll execute a person and protect the single cell, But mercy kill the terminally ill and you're going straight to Hell. Well, I don't know much 'bout the word of God—far be it from me, But I can tell you what it ain't: HY-PO-CHRIS-TI-ANITY!'
If you like this video, you can get more at EricSchwartz.com .
From The Archive of the Utterly pointless
heybro.com/badscrabble
This site features a collection of bad Scrabble hands. You know the kind of hand. The one that is all vowels ( like IOEEEEA ) , or all consonants ( like SRTNLMD ) , or, most frustratingly, the one that's loaded with point tiles that you can't do damn thing with ( like ZXQJKBG ) . The site claims that all the hands are genuine. Really? Then someone must be photographing over my shoulder. Generally, the only seven-letter word I can ever spell is AIEEEEE.
Heil Kitler!
www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com
Kitties Über Alles!
100+ pictures of kitties that look like Hitler. The top 2 cats are actually a little creepy. They not only have Hitler 'staches, they also have his stylish sidepart. And the scary gleam in #1's eyes. I swear he's contemplating building a Mauschwitz.