This is why free software should be outlawed
Long before George Bush warned us of the danger of human-animal hybrids, Peter Witteveen began creating them with Adobe Photodeluxe ( the free program that came with his Hewlett Packard flatbed scanner ) . As all of his hybrids are made with the human part coming from attractive, busty females, I suspected that Mr. Witteveen may have 'furry' tendencies. A suspicion confirmed by the link to 'Docs furry art' at the bottom of the page. Furries creep me out, almost as much as Star Wars geeks do.
Now you can pretend you are Jackson Pollack and you don't even have to get naked and roll around on the canvas. I know, that sort of sucks the fun out of it, doesn't it? Of course, you can always do like me and get naked while you surf ( actually, not naked so much as sitting around with my dick out ) ... well, so long as you're at home. Surfing naked is generally frowned upon at both Starbuck's and the public library. Fucking puritans.
Have a Seat
Hurray for Flickr! Now if you have an unhealthy interest in something, you don't have to go to the trouble of creating your own website. You can post a few pictures of your object of passion and start a flickr group, like this one for pictures of abandoned couches. The law of the Internet can then take over ( if you post it, they will come ) and soon like-minded folks will find you and add their own photos—and the rest of us will drop by and mock you.
A diamond has it rough
You could help Dustin Diamond ( Screech from Saved By the Bell ) save his home by buying a T-shirt. However, I'd prefer that you just burn up his bandwidth, raise his access bill, and not buy a damn thing. After his TV show he had more money than just about all of us. He pisses through it and now we're supposed to bail him out? I'd sooner give money to the Republican National Committee or to the Westboro Baptist Church. Wait... those are the same thing ,aren't they?