Practice Makes Perfect
www.limbsandthings.com
What do proctologists practice on before they can put their icy sausage fingers in an acutal human? And how does one learn to place a Foley catheter without puncturing a bladder or three? Well, by using the items from LimbsAndThings. You can get the Rectal Exam Trainer ( a poseable, probe-able set of buttocks ) , or the Catheterization Trainer ( a ... I can't even type it ) . Oooh and looky here! Strap-on Breasts with a 'Lumps and Bumps' set! Christmas in June!
The Fastest way onto an NSA Watch list
www.unitednuclear.com
Speakin of Christmas in June... Git yer red hot uranium! Git yer lasers that really can blind someone. Git yer magnets that are so powerful that two of them flying together can break your freakin' arm. When geekiness and testosterone comingle they create a beautiful, scary place. Shop to your heart's content, but realize, from the moment you enter this web site on, the Department of Homeland Security will have their beady little eyes on you and you may never be able to get on an airplane in this country again.
Adopt a Clit
www.clitoraid.org
Oh, those wacky Raellians. They are all done with the human cloning thing for now and they have moved on to a—this is totally serious ( Well, as serious as anything else the Raelians have done. ) —clitoris adoption program. The goal is to build a 'Pleasure Hospital' deep in the wilds of Africa, where clitoral reconstruction surgery can help clitorectimized African women. I'm sure this is totally on the up and up. RAEL would never try and scam anyone. Would he?