Do you feel a tingling in your Stems?
www.floweringconversations.com
From the website:
'Flowering Conversations can be used as your personal 'plant-sitter' for those times when you must leave your plants alone for long periods of time. The soothing voice of the recorded plant mentor will encourage and praise your plants while you are away. The narration is interspersed with specially selected musical arrangements which will enhance the spoken word and help your plants to bloom and grow.'
God, I miss the '70s.
Duck Dodgers in the 21st Century
www.ebay.com
On ebay, search for 9524777005. You'll end up at this auction for the x-ray of a duck that reportedly swallowed an alien. Proceeds from the auctiuon benefit the International Bird Rescue Research Center. Sadly, the bidding was only up to $4,700 at deadline. Where's Golden Palace when you need them? They paid 28 Gs to some simpleton who believed she was selling a blessed sandwich, surely they can open up the bank for charity. I mean, ducks are funny. Aliens are funny. What more could they want?
Vengeance is a dish best served Digitally
www.amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com
Since we're on the subject of eBay, what do you do when some 19 year-old punk dicks you over on a computer sale on the World's Largest Online Marketplace? Well, if said punk is stupid enough to send you a dead machine with a hard drive full of personal information and embarrassing photos, you truck right over to BlogSpot and post the most choice stuff. I was particularly amused by the foot fetish stuffespecially the photos of women's feet taken surreptitiously on the Tube using a camera phone. Creeeeeeeeepy.
Ice, Ice Baby
www.icechewing.com
One of the great aspects of the Internet is the little communities that pop up allowing people with similar interests to get together to share or commiserate. Sites like LPSG.org ( the Large Penis Support Group ) or this one: IceChewers.com . Here you'll find all you could want in an online site, including, I kid you not, recipesfor ice. Be sure to check out the Stories sect... ah, shit. Why am I wasting my time? You all headed straight to the big penis site. Didn't you? Size queens, every damn one of you!