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World Wide Weird
2006-04-05

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Share the Wonder of David

www.knight-foundation.com/index.html

Woohoo! E-cards of Hasselhoff. And one of them features Gary Coleman too! However, the one of a naked David seemingly doing something unseemly to a sharpei puppy is a bit frightening. You can also ask advice from a Hoff Oracle. I asked, 'How should one deal with erectile dysfunction?' The sage response? 'Wear tight pants.'

Play With Hoff

members.iinet.net .au/~l_ross/pachoff/

index.html

This gawdawful URL is the home of the Hasselhoff Compendium. The compendium is notable for the three Flash games to be found here. You can play Hoff-based variations on the classic arcade games PacMan ( PacHoff ) , Space Invaders ( Hoff Invaders ) and Frogger ( Hoffer ) . There are also a couple of galleries of photoshopped images. My favorite: an image of a bird-flipping David Hasselhoff titled 'Fuck Hoff'.

Beelzehoff?

www.esquilax.com/baywatch

So you wonder how David Hasselhoff has managed to have a long and reasonably successful career despite the lack of any apparent talent? Well, the folks at Esquilax.com have the answer: David Hasselhoff is the Antichrist. They lay out their proof using anagrams, an analysis of the Book of Revelations, and Numerology. Once you know that 'David Hasslehoff' is an anagram for 'fad of devil's hash', it's all so clear, isn't it? Isn't it?

The Best of the rest

www.thehoffproject.com/index.php

More Hoff-based photoshopping. Home of 'Where's Hoffy.'

video.google.com or youtube.com

Search for 'hasselhoff feeling.' Brace yourself. Click play.

www.cheesedip.com/2005/02/25/

the_hoff_calendar.php

A downloadable Hasselhoff calendar. So what if it's for 2005? Hoff is timeless.


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