Now That's Plug and Play
There is an entire economy based around iPod accessories and being a long-term podder ( since the original Mac-only, mechanical scroll wheel model ) I've seen pretty much all of them. Sure, there are plenty of things out there that react to the music ( iDog and IZ come to mind ) but nothing quite like the iBuzz. When the iBuzz is connected to your pod, its bullet-shaped 'attachment' vibrates in time to the music. This allows Bono or Kanye ( or, if you're a big ol' girl, Barbra or Cher ) to rock your world with a screaming iGasm.
It's been awhile since there have been any David Hasselhoff sightings here at WWWeird, but that doesn't mean his quest for Total World Domination has abated. Though only the Germans are currently under his sway, Mr. Hasselhoff has been quietly plotting to expand his influence. The Aussies are in his sights, and given the strength of this opening salvo of hot, sexy, Hasselhoff desktop wallpaper downloads, I'm not sure how they can resist. They'll probably surrender so quickly even the French will be shocked.
Visit Jerusalem in Orlando!
The Holy Land Experience is a theme park designed to give you a taste of what it was like to live in Christ's world. They even have an 'exact replica' of Christ's tomb ( which is pretty freakin' amazing since they didn't have the original to work from ) . In all, they claim that your journey will be educational, inspirational, historical, and theatrical. Sounds good, don't it? So what say we plan a Gay Day at the Holy Land Experience? Maybe a little Sodom and Gomorrah demo? Come on! Who's in? Raise your hands! Excellent.
Pull my fingers
Fingers. Fingers on fingers. Fingers on fingers on fingers. Good Lord! It's like fleshy stalks of broccoli! Oh the humanity! For the love of God someone make it stop!