The Chief Export of Chuck Norris is Pain
This site consists of nothing more than a list of 'facts' about Chuck Norris. Oh yeah, and the opportunity to buy T-shirts with your choice of facts printed on them. Personal favorites: 'There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris permits to live,' and 'The quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris' fist.' And remember, if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds from death.
Children of the Darned, Part ii
When you combine people with way too much time on there hands and 'crafts,' this is what you get. I'm fairly certain that the crocheting of fuzzy vegetables is mentioned in the Book of Revelations: 'and they shall take metal and wool and fashion the fruit of the Beast' or something like that. In any case, I find it far more frightening than the 'cartoon violence' ( A phrase that makes me think 'Duck season! Rabbit season!') occurring overseas. I mean, this person is moving freely among us. Probably unchaperoned!
And i thought the Coat Hanger Collection was bad...
Yeah, sand collectors.
No, I'm not kidding. They even have a quarterly newsletter. It's called...are you ready for this?... The Sand Paper. Oh, those wacky geologists and sand nerds! They have such a gritty sense of humor.
Beam me up
Tony Alleyne spent over £100,000, driving himself into bankruptcy, (and his wife into divorce court) redecorating the interior of his flat to look like the interior of the Enterprise. He did so under the misguided notion that other Trekkers would then hire him to do the same for them. His business plan didn't take into account that this particular confluence of Star Trek fanaticism, money, and lack of taste is rare in our species. This is evidenced by the fact that we have not yet gone extinct.