Mmmmm, this coffee is so...earthy
The folks at Edible.com live up to their name. The stuff they peddle is all edible, but there aren't too many items listed here that I would be asking my local Jewel or Dominick's to carry. I prefer my vodka neat; a snake infusion is really unnecessary. I prefer my honey without the corpse of an impaled giant Japanese wasp floating in it. And as for my coffee, call me old-fashioned, but I really don't want it after it has been shit out buy a civet ( Kopi Luwak ) or vomited up by a weasel ( Chon Cafe ) . Bon Appetit!
Time to play god
Normally games don't get too much consideration here at WWWeird, but every once in a while a gem pops up that deserves to be mentioned. Check it out fast. These things have a tendency to disappear when the bandwidth costs start mounting. In War of the Hell, you use a rope to fling souls heavenward. It's rather amusing to watch them all pawing at each other in a desperate bid to grab salvation. It's kind of like 4 AM at the Eagle, except you won't get anything on your shoes.
Iron Maiden? Excellent!
What happens when you replace Iron Maiden's Eddie character with SpongeBob Squarepants? Why, madcap adventures and side-splitting hijinx ensue of course. Granted, they are disturbing madcap adventures, and the side-splitting might get a little literal. But hey, what's a little blood between fictional characters? Right? Hans Claesson has documented the outcome with his series of Iron Maiden cover remakes, which feature, you guessed it, everyone's favorite closeted cartoon character, SpongeBob Squarepants.
for those times you really want to look like a dork
Once again we've scoured the online malls to find you an essential item that you didn't know you couldn't live without. This time we bring you the cell foam. It's a banana-shaped cell phone cover. Really. Use it when you're illegally chatting while driving and the police will just think you're a lunatic talking into a banana. Hey, there's nothing illegal about that! Even better, when you're through talking you can store your cell phone in the BananaGuard I told you about last week. God, I LOVE capitalism!