WE're Baaaaaaaaaaack!
We know both or our regular readers have been in a virtual frenzy this past month with the disappearance of WWWeird from these august pages. We've been churning this stuff out for four years non-stop. At 4 sites a week that's a little more than 200 doses of weirdness we've sent winging your way. Frankly, we needed a little break from deadlines. Don't worry though, we spent the hiatus hacking through the rugged underbrush of the web to find even more delicious nuggets of webby goodness for you to savor. It was sort of a working vacation. You'll be seeing some changes to the column in the next few weeks. We're going to break out of the 4-sites-a-week format from time to time to cover interesting things in a little more detail. We'll also be launching a website where you can access the sites covered as well as an archive of previous columns. Well howdy, that's sure nice, ain't it?
We've been meaning to get to this for the last 6 months...
www.badgerx3.com
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If it's longer than it is wide...
www.bananaguard.com
One of our prime directives here at WWWeird is to point out stuff for sale on the Internet that you didn't know you needed. Previously we've shared items like bull penis chewtoys ( for dogs! ) , the Baby Jesus Butt Plug, the Popcorn Fork, and the Octodog. To that list we can now add the brightly colored, and vaguely obscene looking, Banana Guard. If you actually are hard enough on your bananas to need one of these, we think you should go for the Glow in the Dark one—that way you can find your banana with the lights out too.
Talk about a Nitpicky site...
www.headlice.org
It's a cute, colorful site about a rather icky subject: headlice. Make sure you take a few moments to peruse the 'Current Lice and Scabies News' before you mosey over to the 'Head Games,' home of lice-based flash games and animations. After a few pulse-quickening rounds of Jail Louse Rock and Hair Force One, you'll want to mellow out a bit. Saunter over to the Pickin' Out the Nits ( If you're blue and you don't know/ Where to go to why don't you go... ) Animation. If that doesn't settle you down, then you down you can read the terrible tale of Jesse, an unfortunate child who perished ( indirectly ) from head lice. Why do we feel itchy all of a sudden?