acky news is exploding all over the place like some cold weather Fourth of July display. Some of the headlines are so over the top I almost can't believe they are in print, while others just seem to make me shake my head.
Britney is apparently hanging out with Paris which is bound to cause a ton of T-Mobile hackers to take notice. Can you imagine what might creep into their Sidekicks? I'm still trying to decode their link to each other, but meanwhile Rosie O'Donnell is opening her big trap about them, offering to have Britney move in with her and Kelli.
Yes, Rosie did say that on The Chew... I mean The View. Rosie also decided to tie Kelly Ripa to a cross and proclaim that she's spewing homophobic remarks at Clay Aiken. I'm wondering if some intern isn't lacing Ro's morning coffee with something other than sugar. Stranger things have happened.
But at the end of one day soon, if Ro doesn't stay her jaw flapping, Missus Walters may just see fit to give her the axe and send in another clown. Where is the Rosie that we knew? Or better yet, what is the intern putting in her morning java?
Did you know that some people are actually paying for myspace friends? Let's be clear here: myspace is crack, and crack is whack, but myspace is better than crack because it's free. So when I hear of people PAYING for myspace friends, the only thing I can do is stick my hand in my jeans pocket, pull out some lint, and wonder how much someone would pay for said fuzz. Real Peter Mavrik fuzz. Fuzz that was born in the pocket right next to my...
And then there's Keisha Castle-Hughes, who plays the virgin Mary on screen in Mel Gibsons upcoming flick, yet is with child at the moment. Something about this story struck me as insanely funny. I can't wait to hear if there will be official word from The Vatican. They always find time to send out official notices on this sort of thing. Il Papa is most likely at his typewriter in Turkey right now.
Did you hear about the Graceland pop-up book? I swear it's real, and if you do a little bit of searching on the internets you can find it. It's the perfect gift for any Elvis fan in your life, and it's officially licensed by the right folks, so the King's estate lives on with every purchase. You too can visit Graceland in the comfort of your own home.
Linsday Lohan, the girl who has far too much husk in her voice for her age, has admitted that Sex And The City inspired her to date lots of men. Now let's see... if SATC made her do that, then I blame Star Trek for my love of little furry things, Who's the Boss for my love of Italian men ( and older women with spunk ) , and MacGyver for my obsessive need to carry around a chocolate bar every where I go.
With you in 4/4,