Five-eight-eight. Two-three-hundred. OK, do it with me now — EMPIRE! Shout out to The Imperial Windy City Court of the Prairie State Empire on their Coronation I at The Cubby Bear. It was positively heart-warming to see Sierra give a bang-up performance in her final walk as baroness. The support she received was overwhelming and I know did her heart much good. Good luck to Emperor David James and Empress Pia Mess as they forge on into uncharted territory.
See page 20 for a step-by-step primer on how to be fabulous, courtesy of Hydrate, Ketel One and Nail Bar.
Is it black in here or is it just me? No it wasn't just me when I stopped in to Touché for Onyx club night. Get ready for their annual run, Blackout IV, next weekend. The darker the berry, honey...
Do try to get down to Zeller Inn in Ottawa. The town has a gay mayor, you know. Anyway, this snapshot should be enough to sell you.
As you read this, i will be just returning from my weekend of R and R in Michigan (Yes! Michigan). I promise to be a much more bearable human being when I get back.
Rock and fuckin' roll! The chix of Chix Mix doin' a little Joan Jett vibe this week on the cover. Catch Bitch (minus Animal) Sat. October 9 at Abbey Pub, a Chix Mix sponsored event.