Nothing gives me more joy than to manipulate the minds of the populace. So what a sheer orgasm I had after everybody asked me, 'Why did you list every bar as Ms. Such-n-Such (last) week?' Everybody had their own interpretation. Some thought it was a kick-off for a huge pageant. Imagine Windy City Gay Drag Queen. Some thought that each person in the picture was the official Ms. Such-n-Such, as decided by Nightspots in a secret ballot, and certain people were not happy with the results. Some just thought it was a bizarre editorial decision to get people talking. I guess we'll never know who was right (well, I will.)
Feel a gentle rumble on Ashland St. on Mondays lately? Want to get closer to the epicenter? Well, get your behind down to Green Dolphin Street to see the resurrection of Boom Boom Room Mondays. All your favorite DJs are back at the wax. Check out Serafini in The Spread mid-mix. Good to know that once again, fine upstanding queers such as you, gentle reader, won't be getting much sleep on Monday nights anymore.
Every time I am convinced I've pushed myself to the utter limits of craziness, I end up at Jackhammer. See that smile on Mark's face down there. Evil. Evil as the day (or night, or middle of the night) is long. Just my luck, being drawn into his web. All seriousness, had a great time Wednesday night. Check out pretty picture number 3. When you're stumbling home drunk when the sun is coming up, that's the type of shit you photograph.
Check out Cherish on the cover. Hot snakes, baby, hot snakes. Can't wait to see her at Berlin again. It's the perfect room for her type of thing.
Hideaway, Hideaway, Hideaway. You have to come to the Hideaway on Saturday for The Miss Stella show. Yours truly will be guest judging. I will not accept bribes from any of the contestants, but any hot member of the audience should feel free to offer me something sweet for a mention in the column. Momma always said, 'Use what ya got to get what ya want!'
Got your harnesses and what-not for IML this year? Get down to Leather Sport for some great deals on all leather clothing. Don't forget Caliber Leathers on Devon and Mephisto on Broadway, either. Once again, my momma told me, 'You better shop around.'
My momma often said, 'The hottest strippers can be seen at Madrigal's almost nightly.' Perhaps the truest thing she ever said.
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