Do you matter at all? Then I must've seen you at Bobby Love's annual Turnabout Show. Hosted by a certain 'pretty' boy, the usually butch staff was positively dripping with beads and baubles. I did so many double takes I didn't know whether I was cumming or going. Here's the lovely and talented Ms. India Business, so happy to pose for a candid shot. I ran into Ms. Angelique Munro, looking fierce as always. Look for some creative shots of her watching her very own Ricki Lake appearance in the upcoming weeks.
Only a few days later, Bobby's celebrated their 5th. Thanks for the invite, boys. I had a blast!
Did you know that I attended the same high school as Mr. Tom Scott from Scot's? Did you care? Most likely not, but I was excited to see him sporting the old orange and black this past Friday night. After several well-earned shots at the bar, I ended up in a heated game of 'Who (sic) Would You Rather Sleep With?' I chose Joaquin over River, to much controversy. Something about screwing the dead just turns my stomach. This must be why I am so often pegged as vanilla.
InnExile was a madhouse in anticipation of the return of China Doll, performing with the Stella Productions girls. Due to testicle difficulties, Stella had to perform part of the show from the bathroom. Here's a tip, bitch—the next time you go into the toilet and don't want to draw attention to yourself, don't take the microphone in with you.
Anywho, I spoke with Regina Upright about the appearance of new girl Kitten Caboodle, who will debut in a few months in a Stella show. I wonder who she really is underneath that wig. Stay tuned.
Vanity Fair finally called me back. We've got some sick, sick ideas for a cover. Vanity, I don't think some of these ideas are legal! Anyway, I'll see ya soon at your Tuesday show at Hydrate. So much going on at Hydrate, I might have to be there every night.
Saw that Chix Mix's Black Bra party was the usual smashing success. Kathleen and Julie know how to whip the chix into a frothy mess. Make sure to bring a Wet-nap when going to one of their parties!
A large hello to my friends at The Edge. I know I don't make it out as often as I should. Luckily Samantha stopped in for their Mardi Gras bash. See the beads fly in The Spread this week.
What's all this I hear about a certain favorite bartender leaving in a huff? Things have been pretty hush-hush, but I know there's a story!