Reach out and Touch yourself
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Gil is a New York comedy writer/performer who appears regulary with the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and Hot Sauce sketch group. When he's not working, he's busy blowing a ton of cash prank calling phone sex lines and recording the results. Head on over and hear what it sounds like when a phone sex operator thinks her client has a fetish for Jewish mother stereotypes, old-timey barbers, or clowns. Those are all good, but genius happens when he has the operator pretend she is Clippy, the much maligned Microsoft Office assistant. ( 'I'm a paperclip, baby—nice, silver, shiiiiny...' )
Ain't nothing like a li'l home schoolin'
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Come on, you know you've always wanted to try your hand at hip replacement and knee replacement surgeries. Now, thanks to the wonder of Flash, you can do virtual ones. Sadly, these little 'games' are totally bloodless and they let you make only right choices. You can't go postal with the rongeur or the bone saw in the OR. However, it does have some fabulously gruesome photos of actual surgery, and that makes up for a lot.
That's Hot!
parisexposed.com
A while back Paris Hilton failed to pay a $208 storage fee and had a storage locker full of her personal possessions auctioned off to settle the bill. Ever wonder what was in that locker and what the purchaser planned to do with it? Well I didn't either, but the answer is that he digitized every bit of it and put it up online at ParisExposed.com: thousands of photos and videos of rich kids run amok, more Paris titty than you can shake a stick at, and pages from her journals. It's all here, for about a $40 access fee. I suggest that you stick to the free tour. The rest of it will leak out soon enough.
Diapers-they're not just for horses anymore
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Well, if you can diaper a horse, why not your bichon? The Super Catcher features a harness that would make folks at Leather Sport or Mephisto proud. It serves to position an accordianed bag right at Rover's chocolate starfish. Then we he goes, the bag expands to hold the dropping. No more running around with baggies in your pocket to pick up with! Afterward, remove the bag, seal it, and drop it in the handy pouch attached to the harness. ( It's the dog's mess, why should you have to carry it around? Right? ) Replace the bag and Rover's ready to go. Be sure to watch the demo video!