Hit me with your best shot
www.live-shot.com
This site fired the shot heard 'cross the Country. LiveShot plans to offer hunting over the Internet. They have a wired rifle that can be controled over the Internet. Right now they only offer paper target practice. However, they are building a blind and plan to offer over-the-Internet hunting of aoudads, blackbuck antelopes, corsican and mouflon sheep, and wild boars for 'disabled and handicapped hunters'. Yeah, right. We think it will be more like Grand Theft Auto with real blood, than honest-to-goodness hunting.
Now that's a Crisco racer
www.greasecar.com
Greasecar offers kits to convert diesel engines to run on used vegetable oil. Instead of trying to hunt down a station that actually sells diesel fuel you can now pull your vehicle up behind your local Chinese restaurant and 'fill 'er up!' with discarded cooking oil. The kit runs $795 and the manufacturer claims you can use it in any climate. Greasecars actually have cleaner emissions than standard vehicles, but you may find the task of hunting down, collecting, and filtering the oil before use to be daunting. On the other hand, gas is well over two bucks a gallon and going up, up, up.
Ahhl be back... in a Darling li'l Vera Wang Number
www.governorgirlieman.com
First of all, if you go here be aware that the 'Fast' version is very noisy —not recommended for work. Check that out at home. This site got a little notoriety when the Governator sued it over the use of his image. Sadly he didn't realize that when he entered public life he opened himself up to that little constitutionally protected ( for now at least, but at the rate the current administration is gutting personal freedoms... ) thing called 'satire'. Log on and stock up on your Girlieman Nail Polish, 'Action Governor' Condoms, 'Eating is Not Cheating' Thongs, and Arnold Bobbleheads.
Turn your head. cough.
www.neuticles.com
Mmmm.... cosmetic animal testicles. We thought we'd covered this a while back, but it didn't turn up in a database check. Thank you to faithful reader David for reminding us of it. Neuticles allow your neutered dog, cat, horse, or bull to look, umm, whole. They come in three flavors: Original, Natural, and UltraPlusĀ® with ScarRetardĀ®. The natural style 'replicates the pet's testicle in firmness', which of course begs the question: 'Who in the hell is feeling them?!' Sadly, neuticles are rather expensive. Otherwise we'd order a nice, natural bull one to use as a paperweight here at WWWeird Studios.