presenting the current world record holder for the longest url ever in listed in wwweird
www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/tm_objectid=14608739&method=full&siteid=50143&headline=the-50-weirdest-guinness-world-records-name_page.html
If you're dedicated enough to type that all in you'll be treated to a list of 50 very oddball world records (or you could just google '50 weirdest guinness world records' and be done with it). Come on. Do it. Aren't you just dying to what know the record for most glasses balanced on the chin is?
Now this is what I call a smashing website
http://www.kamikazee.freeserve.co.uk/2003/squish/squish1.htm
I like it when people who have too much time on their hands also have no regard for their equipment. That's when we get delights like Kamikazee Killmouse's smashing page. KK took various squishy objects, placed them on the bed of his scanner and slowly smashed them. He took a scan every so often and then made animated GIFs of the mayhem. Items smashed include tomatoes, cream pies and Cadbury eggs. The pancake proves to be a little anticlimactic, but it's funny in contrast.
Paging Agents Mulder and Scully
www.area51.com
This is a little fishy. I'm sure I heard something about aliens setting up a web page at www.area51.com, but all I get is this consarned Server Not Found error. Do you think there's a cover-up?
Enough to choke the most ambitious size queen
http://www.sitstay.com/store/edibles/chews1.shtml
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Bull penis chews. Choose from the Super Macho (18'), the Macho (12'), the Half Macho (6') and the Notso Macho (4'). Want a little variety? They'll pretzel tie it into the Macho Knot for you.
Wait a minute. Whaddyamean 'they're for dogs?!'
