These are a few of our favorite things
www.popcornfork.com
www.octodog.net
These items have the distinction of being perhaps the two most useless things we've ever featured in 4 years ( good god! ) of WorldWideWeird. Of course, we recommend that you buy them in bulk and give them out year-round. They are sure to bring a bewildered WTF smile to the recipient's face. For maximum enjoyment, we suggest that you remove the instructions prior to gifting, then you can insist on giving a demonstration of these handy devices.
As a matter of fact, it is one of our favorite stores. What's it to you?
www.thinkgeek.com
We admit it. We have a little geeky streak. That's why we adore ThinkGeek.com . Where else can you find essential items like the Power Squid, Red Swingline Staplers, Hubble Deep Field Posters, T-shirts emblazoned with pithy phrases like 'There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't,' all sorts of bizarre things powered by USB, and every sort of caffeine delivery vehicle known to man?
Only in Australia
www.univenter.com
If you thought the rabbit who lost his foot for a Lucky Rabbit's Foot Keychain was unfortunate, consider the poor kangaroo that lost his nuts for the Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Opener, or his hands for the Kangaroo Paw Back Scratcher. If that wasn't horrific enough, just wait until you check out the grisly fates that awaited sundry cane toads. I don't know many women who would want a Toad Purse, but perhaps that's what separates the ladies from the sheilas.
most shameless plug—ever
www.cafepress.com/graysong
The best CafePress store—ever. Now you can order the best of the ever-more-sporadically appearing g-spot cartoons plastered on mugs, magnets, t-shirts and such. Even better, you can purchase swag featuring the legendary, never published, banned-in-Nightspots panels. That's right, not only can you get a Supremes Court T, you can get a Dairy of Anne Frank coffee mug, a Joffrey Dahmer magnet, or a Mammy Dearest mousepad. Of course, we also have Jon Benet Ramses and Dali Lama shit for sale too.
Ain't life grand?