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Views: Missives from the Wormhole
2006-11-22

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by Jeffrey Solomon

When the call came, I should have said no. Working in a middle school for me is a bad idea, and that is because I still suffer from junior-high-school-related post-traumatic stress disorder. I am always just one dis, one snap, one insult away from time travel: from being sucked into a wormhole and instantly transported back to that tender and terrible time.

But I needed the money, and so off to the ass-end of Staten Island I went to teach conflict resolution to seventh graders in 'Tottenville'—the land that fashion forgot. The Italian boys wear wife-beater T-shirts and have brittle, spiked hair gelled into museum pieces. My class was made up of 29 tough little white boys, one bad-ass-little-Black-girl-because-she-had-to-be named Shantel, and one very effeminate little gay boy—Franklin.

After class, as my fellow teaching artist and I were cleaning up the room, Franklin lingered. 'You guys are really good teachuuuhs,' he said sweetly.

You have to hear this said in the regional nasal twang specific to that island between the greatest urban center on earth and Perth Amboy, N.J.

'Thanks Franklin,' I said, 'See you next week.'

He remained at the door, though, fiddling with the chipping paint. Finally he said, '… Like, when you were talking about our problems and everything, it made me think about my problem.'

We both stopped our busy work. 'You want to tell us about it?' I asked.

'Well,' he revealed, 'The other kids are always teasing me, and if I tell my mothuuh or the teachuuh, it just gets worse. What should I do?'

I let my teaching partner, Laurie, answer this one, because I could only see two reasonable options: run away or Columbine.

Laurie smiled and then cooed soothingly, 'You know what I do when someone is saying something hurtful to me? I imagine I am surrounded in a bubble of pure white light. Whatever negativity they throw at me gets absorbed by my bubble, and turned into love, which is the color of gold, and it emanates back at them. And it will change them, I promise you.'

… THAT IS THE WORSE ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!

I resolved that I was going to help Franklin. The very next day, Shantel, the bad-ass little Black girl, started tearing into him: 'Shut up, faggot. Yo, I hate that kid. That kid is a faggot!' I told Shantel she needed to come with me and we sat face to face in an empty classroom.

'Shantel,' I said as calmly as possible. 'That F-A-G-G-O-T word is a slur. It's like any other bad word you could use for a whole group of people … like the N-word … . And when you say it, there could be people around you who have gay family, or there could be a student in the school who is gay and it would be really painful for them.'

She rolled her eyes at the outlandishness of the suggestion. 'There are no gay kids in this school.'

'Well, you don't know that,' I countered. 'There could be.'

'Uh-hhmn.' She shot back. 'I'm telling you. This is Tottenville. There are no gay kids.'

Her expression made it clear that was the final word on the subject.

'Well, how about teachers?' I posed. 'There could be gay teachers.'

She laughed. 'There ain't no gay teachers in this school.'

'…No, really,' I said meaningfully. 'THERE COULD BE.'

I was breaking a sweat.

'Where?' she challenged me, 'Where all the gay people?'

My heart was racing. I took a breath. 'Well, me. I'm gay.' I said simply, forcefully. 'And when you use that word, it's really painful.'

Shantel seemed stunned. She thought about it for a moment and then said in all earnestness, 'I'm sorry. I didn't mean nothing by it.'

This was what we called in education a 'teachable moment' and I had handled it beautifully, I thought.

Just then, Sal, a huge lug of a kid, passed by the open door with a bathroom pass.

Shantel jumped up out of her chair with the news: 'Yo, SAL, Jeff is gay!'

Sal got this incredibly wounded look on his face and frowned at her.

'Yo, don't say that. That's mean.'

'But it's true,' She insisted. 'Jeff is gay! He just told, me. Right, Jeff?'

I froze.

'Yo, Jeff, is that true?' Sal asked incredulously. 'Are you gay?'

All I could manage was, 'That was a private conversation between me and Shantel.'

And then thankfully, I was saved by the bell.

'You two better get to your next class,' I urged.

In the hallway, I was suddenly surrounded by 29 pubescent boys reeking of hormones and cheap cologne. They were frantic, delirious and demanded confirmation, 'Yo, Jeff, are you gay? Are you gay? Is that true? Are you gay???!!!!!!!!!!'

And there was a sucking sound as I fell into the wormhole. I completely choked. I think I stammered, 'Well, no, I'm not, but we should all be very kind to gay people!'

It didn't matter. After that, I was known to the kids as 'that gay teacher,' and some other less flattering names, like 'Mr. Faggot.'

Franklin came up to me after a particularly rough day, clapped me on the back and said empathetically, 'You know what helps, Jeff … I did that thing with the bubble that Laurie taught me. And it works. It really does. You should try it.'

Yes, all of us gay teachers out there, we could retreat to the relative safety of our bubble of pure white light, we could … but who are we protecting exactly? Ah, yes ... we're protecting the awkward seventh grader still inside us, swathed in corduroy and velour and surrounded on all sides by cruelty. Well, I am hereby serving notice to my inner-middle-schooler: You don't need to be afraid anymore. Grow up. Puff out your velour-covered chest and say for yourself and all the Franklins out there, 'Yeah, I AM gay. You got a problem that?'


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