||The Bijou Cronicles
Part of a series by Steven Toushin
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As mankind evolved, the cock and the man became synonymous, with the cock becoming the center of the man's world. At what point in the male's life does the cock become the primary focal point of his existence? This occurs around the age of twelve to thirteen, as the male enters puberty, and throughout the teenage years in a male's lifespan. During this stage of development, the teenage boy becomes aware of his cock and can't keep his hands off of it, which explains why your son always locks himself in the bathroom. What a discovery! What an adventure! What pleasure! What power! Holy shit, I just came all over myself! It is recommended that the young man be told to "Use a sock, stupid!"
What are the cock's limitations? The cock's only limitation is not getting hard. What is its experience? What precipitated you to ask such a stupid question? The cock knows no boundaries; it knows no physical limits; it has been all over the world from the highest mountain to the deepest sea. The cock has found itself in the most incredible places, and it has been in some of the most unimaginable situations. If the cock could talk, just think of the billions of stories it could tell. The cock has visited sheep, calves and other creatures with warm, wet holes. It has cavorted with other men's wives as well as other men. The cock will often fall in love for five minutes at a time, and it has also mated for life.
The all-powerful cock has been the source of large destructive wars like the Trojan War. It is also the source and subject of political wars such as the one created by morally hypocritical and mean-spirited, dickless Republicans against the "I can't turn away a good blowjob" good cock Bill Clinton.
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