Sidetrack turned up the heat ( literally ) for their big Tropical party. Grass skirts, leis, and the bulges of the islands abounded. I even ran into Mr. Matthew Harvat and Mr. Richard Streetman. Can it be true that Matthew is looking to add some plus-sized boys to his troupe? Will Streetman be the first of many? You look at the photo on page 8 and you tell me.
I also bumped into Angel Abcede from Asians & Friends, and I happened to be wearing an Asian-themed T-shirt. And I happened to have a camera. And Sidetrack happens to sell liquor. I think those are all the pieces of info needed to explain this photo. And I also saw the power couple of Timmy Willy and Jonathan Smallwood. I swear to Cher, those are their names. You can=92t make this stuff up!
Congrats to the new Mr. Chicago Leather 2014 Miguel Torres, newly sashed last weekend at Touche. I met him years ago for the first time at Touche. I forget the exact nature of the night, but I remember photographing him on stage with a wet towel over his dick. And he hasn=92t changed a bit since. Great job, Miguel. Show the world how it=92s done in May for IML XXXVI!
Check out page 19 for our annual Valentine=92s Day cards. Why give Hallmark your hard-earned money when you can just rip it out of a free magazine?
Ate my fill of chili at Crew=92s 9th annual chili cookoff, all to benefit Care For Real.=20
Scot=92s =93Slap My Ass and Call Me Sally!=94 chili cookoff is always a blast. B.O.B. gives it all he=92s got in putting this one together, including not one, not two, but three sausages as prizes, as well as the famous chili pepper tiara. And as if that weren=92t celebratory enough, they also marked a 90th birthday of one of their regulars. I got a piece of the triple chocolate cake to go, which I am saving for when I finish this column. So, see you next issue!