Wendy Ho brings her foul, 18-wheeler-driver-dick-suckin' mouth to the stage at Mary's Attic on Sat., Nov. 26 for her Attitude of Gratitude show. The Divine Ms. Ho will titillate (and dickilate, too, mostly likely) with such hallowed hits as "Bitch, I Stole Yo Purse;" "Cocaine:" and "The AIDS Gamble." Patsy Cline she ain't. Doors open at 7. Her legs stay open all night.
Toast to 4 years of inappropriateness at Scarlet's 4th anniversary party, Sun. Dec. 4. The party actually begins at Taverna 750 with a stunning brunch. Then at 2, the whole shebang bangs over to Scarlet with special guests fashion designer Traver Rains and Pussycat Doll Kaya Jones. Scarlet, as usual, takes this opportunity to give back, throwing their anniversary party in conjunction with Belvedere (RED) as a fundraiser for World AIDS Week. Do your part. Have a cocktail.
Robert over at Spin's gonna be super busy with all these new Chicago girls slated for season 4 of RuPaul's Drag Race. You can say you knew Dida Ritz, The Princess and Phi Phi O'Hara back when after they all become megastars (fingers crossed). See Jujubee at Spin Sat., December 10 to get your whistles wet.
Adam Guerino brings us another We Are Halsted, a fundraiser for homeless LGBTQ youth. See Adam, D'Juanna Cyber and a whole cast of beautiful weirdos Thu., December 1 at Berlin.
Happy birthday to John L of John L's (duh). Seeing him on Black Wednesday. If you're on the outskirts, come look up his skirt.
However, if you're on the inskirts (northside, anyway), come to Touche for one of the last Bar-lesque benefits, this one featuring a Best Chest Contest at midnight. You got the pecs? Prove it. And help raise money for Steve, Touche's Bar-lesque contestant.
Check out Teri and Saucey on the cover, slithering for the cause at North End's Bar-lesque benefit. I knew I'd come away from that show with a good shot.
And see all your favorite contestants Wed., Nov. 30 at Sidetrack for The Final Tease, as all 15 shake one last moneymaker to make money for TPAN. Use our handy contestant guide on pgs. 12-13 to plan your philanthropy.
Don't forget: It wouldn't be World AIDS Day without AIDS Foundation of Chicago's sumptuous World Of Chocolate event, held at the International Ballroom of the Hilton Hotel, 720 S. Michigan Ave. Chocolatiers from all over Chicago gather to raise much needed funds for those living with HIV/AIDS. And you'll grow large with food. Winter's coming. You should eat.
Congrats to Zander and all them down at Stonewall Inn in Lyons for their Toy Benefit. You're gonna make Christmas a lot more jolly for a lot of deserving tots!
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