Before we get into the meat of this issue, I discovered as I pooled all the pictures that I have slept with three different guys in this week's issue. See if you can pick them out of the crowd. You may be pleasantly surprised.
If you think that's a crude way to open my column, please direct all complaint letters to Up Your Ass, Kansas. There's a processing facility there that'll know what to do with them.
I've pretty much had it with people's ridiculous reactions to things lately, thus the theme of this issue. If you enjoy it, fine. If not, see above address.
CYB (or Cover Your Bum) Underwear's Mr. CYB contest at Parlour put all different cuts of meat in the butcher window of my mind. Twinks and bears and black dudes, oh my! The ultimate winner from Chicago gets a chance to be a cover model for CYB Underwear and receives free underwear for a year. See the finals this Saturday at Parlour. And see www.cybunderwear.com to cover your very own bum ... and I'm not just being cheeky. Ass!
Hello to those two dudes I met at Cocktail (soooo bad with names). Cocktail managers, please know that they handled the cock with utmost care and consideration and that no cocks were harmed in the shooting of the photo on the cover. More ass!
The new Stonewall Inn celebrates its grand opening Friday, January 28. This revamped club gem offers dancing, drag, male dancers, drink specials and tons of parking. Once you turn onto 47th Street, you can't miss it. You'll see what I'm talking about.Oh, and if you go, ask Julie to make you one of her new flan-flavored cocktails. Muy delicioso! Stonewall Inn is located at 8143 W. 47th St. in Lyons.
Another year, another Mr. Chicago Leather. Help stoke the fires at the roast of Mr. Chicago Leather 2010 Chester Munro on Friday, January 28 at Touché. Come back the following night (Sat., January 29, for the slow among you) to see a new Mr. Chicago Leather 2011 be crowned, or sashed as the case may be.