I am so pissed that I missed Naked Boys Singing at the Bailiwick. After kissing David Zak's ass for tickets...no, there was no tongue involved...I went down with a flu bug on the big night. Maybe I'll just have to go around and kiss his ass all over again. It's not like the show is going away ... is N.B.S. a runaway hit or what? However, if you pick up Nightspots this week, you'll see a very nice picture of yours truly with a couple of the boys. It's very ... umm ... 1960s James Bond poster.
In the Nightspots picture, the very nice Naked Boy Singing who's pushing his...dare I say considerable...meat and potatoes into my leg told me that he had a truck. You know what they say, have truck, will fuck. And the Naked Boy Singing kneeling at my feet adoring me...as all naked men should...is such a cutie.
You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? Yes, that's right, this is just my cheap ass way of getting you to pick up Nightspots this week.
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The 3rd Annual Jack Daniel's Chili Cookoff Challenge at Sidetrack was fun. I bumped into a lot of people I knew from the Chamber and from various bars around town ... and a couple I've seen at the Bijou. Hey! I just go to the Bijou to review Miss Tiger's shows and talk to my friend Steve Toussin. I can't help it if I notice certain "notables" going upstairs. But, as any reader of this column knows, I don't gossip, my lips are sealed ... unlike their's, apparently.
Barbie Doll looked particularly ravishing in a red outfit that only she and Joan Collins could get away with. "Sukie, in your pictures of me for the newspaper," she said, with that sexy Ukrainian accent of hers, "You never photograph my legs. I want you to photograph my legs." She's got great legs too. Barbie Doll works down at the Mashed Potato Club. The girls keep asking me to go down there on Mondays, but something always crops up ... oh go on, bite me!
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What's happening at North End? Ever since Charles took over as manager the place has improved a million times. I dropped in to see him the day the painters were arriving; smart move, that place was so drab. Now, it seems, they've got shows and other entertainment going on all the time. I hear the karaoke with DJ Lady Pipes is a scream!!
North End has just celebrated their 18th birthday and it looks to me like Charles has given it a new lease on life.