At last, it's here!! The new Bijou show Hillbillies in the City, starring Crystal Tiffany Amber-Marie, Miss Tiger's backwoods cousin, who comes to the big city to save Miss Tiger's soul from the fires of Hell.
It's no secret that I'm Miss Tiger's biggest fan, even though the bitch hasn't put out for this Big Daddy yet; what with her being a lady and all. However, I think I've got a good chance of jumping in the sack with her trailer trash cousin Crystal, who makes getting a $5 BJ from a crack ho up against a dumpster behind a White Castle look classy ...
Hillbillies in the City is a riot of bad taste; from the battered bruised wife, to the demented half-wit son crawling around the stage having a food fight with himself. Exit John Waters ... Enter another Bijou production.
I'm absolutely convinced that anyone who had anything to do with this show, either onstage or off, was dropped on their heads as babies. I watched Hillbillies through tears of laughter ...
... And be warned!! If you piss off Miss Tiger, you will be mentioned in the show, and it won't be pretty. I hear the last person who pissed her off had to leave town ... no shit!
Tiger has gathered around her a fabulous cast, including Lisa Rock, Angelique Evans-Manto, Kerry McSweeny, Stefan Mantyk, and Robby Nothstine—and the wonderful CHRISTIAN, of course.
Go park your asses at the Bijou Theater to see Hillbillies in the City every Friday and Saturday at 11 p.m.
The Bijou is a Hole Glorious experience.
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I just received a copy of Dispatch, the official house organ of the Tom of Finland Foundation, and it contained some interesting information about upcoming erotic art events around the country. Nothing in Chicago, but if you're into boots and butts, piercings and weird shit, go check out their website at www.eroticarts.com
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I dropped into the "We Want To Bowl You Over" event last week at Southport Lanes & Billiards at 3325 N. Southport. Have you been there ... it's tiny!?
It was a benefit organized by the Sex Police to raise awareness about the School Street Movement, and their latest tactics in the war against HIV.
MESSAGE TO SEX POLICE: Keep me up to date with your work.
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Is Buster Wilde a gay werewolf, or is he a werewolf that just happens to be gay? Actually, he's a weerwolf ... as in queerwolf.
Jason's website of the week is www.geocities.com/~buster_wilde/
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The bottle of vodka standing on my desk between the scanner and the printer is definitely for emergencies only; I've made a little sign for it that says—OPEN WHEN DESPERATE. That usually means after I've had an e-mail from one of my crazy readers, or ... a million other things.
The only reason I mention this is because this particular bottle of vodka was sent to me by Brian Berish over at Sovereign Brands. It's the new 3 vodka—made smooth with a unique ingredient ... soy. Yep! Who would have thunk it?!
I love the bottle!! ... Reminiscent of a Mies van der Rohe design. And taste ... oh yes, I've found me a new cocktail. I don't think 3 is even on sale yet, but when it is, try it.
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If you live in the Chicagoland area, don't forget to tune into WCFJ 1240 AM every Thursday at 8 p.m. This radio program is hosted by the Queen of SANGAT and Hall of Famer Ifti Nasim, and he will be playing music from the movies of Pakistan and India from the '20s thru the '70s. He will also include music from the movies of the silent era ... ( ? ) ... it says here in his press release.
So if you want to hear a big nelly queen spinning Pakistani and Indian movie showtunes ... or the equivalent, I guess ... don't miss Ifti's new radio show.
Just goes to prove that gay people are everywhere and doing some seriously weird shit.
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Porn of The Week: DVD is the way to go, it's a question of space and additional features like previews and chapter selection. Tom "Ropes" McGurk presents Daddy's Discipline. Brandon knows that he has been a very bad boy, and Slave Master Jason Branch dishes out a hard whipping and an ass, balls and crotch shaving before being tied up and sexually used.
Brandon deserves everything he gets, and he gets it without mercy. Go visit www.tomropesmcgurk.com for more information.
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There's so much going on in the community just now that I find I'm going to too many events and don't have enough space for pictures. So I'll tell you about my trips to Girlbar to see Kate Schutt and Berlin for Modified next week.
