I'll start by thanking that crazy, drunk-off-her-fucking-ass little mo'fucker I bumped into the other night who unzipped himself and flashed his equipment. It was a very nice gesture. Unfortunately, I'd left my magnifying glass at home. But here's a Web site that might interest you: smallDICKmagazine.com
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Nightspots' porno-bitch Phil Lasheo is on the cover this week crusading for dick … as always.
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I went to the Barony U.S.O show at Annex 3, which was fabulous, as always. Congratulations to the winners of the Stars & Stripes contest: Mr. Stars & Stripes is Remington Van Allen and Ms. Stars & Stripes is Aaron Byrd.
The next Barony event is the slave auction at Cell Block. I can't believe they haven't asked me to be a photo-slave. I'd come around to your house and take filthy pictures of you.
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I never realized how petite Ald. Helen Shiller was until I went to Bobby Love's 4th anniversary party and found her almost drowning in the crowd. It was packed!! The bartenders looked fabulous; one in particular is extremely edible. I noticed the mysterious Miss X had found the liquor cabinet.
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Gina and Frankie: We cannot go on having this much fun together. It has to stop …
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I missed Stella's show at the Hideaway, but graysong was in attendance, so I got to see his pictures. Tina Stefano is a magician with those headpieces, and Nightspots cover girl Regina Upright … well, stunning as always.
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Sex, Drunks and Rock 'n' Roll said the ad, so it was hard to resist the temptation of dropping into Spin for Pate's Rock 'n' Roll Sextravaganza; a night of fabulous freaks. It's every Thursday and it's my kind of people.
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You wonder where all the wild and beautiful people go during the day: Milios Hair Studio across the street from Berlin. You can see into the studio from the El. I'll soon be making a trip there with the camera.
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Hot Tips: On Saturday, March 15, go visit Spin for Envy, a show starring Xviara Snow, with Monique Moyet, Madam X, Rikki Carmichael, Mona Monclair, Regina Upright and 'Just Jac.'
Hi 'Jac' … saw you at the CGS show.
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It used to be that everybody wanted to be on the cover of Nightspots, now everybody wants to be in a Creaoke ad. I fell off my chair when I saw last week's with asswipes Tony Blair, Osama bin Laden, George Bush and Saddam Hussein singing That's What Friends Are For … now, there are four candidates for smallDICKmagazine.com . Go see Creaoke Creagh and ask him to sing my favorite song, You Promised Me the Moon, But I Prefer Uranus.
Yep!! Creaoke … Uranus looks good tonight.
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Annex 3 is not so much a neighborhood bar, it's more a family bar … and I've certainly been welcomed into the family there. And Miss Rhodesia … you know what I'm thinking, girl!! What the fuck are you putting in those shots? I was chewing the carpet of the cab … and I don't mean I was being rear-ended by a Muslim. Although, that would have been nice too …
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A message for my deaf friends at the Chix Mix party. I took that picture of you but it was crap … my fault. I'll get a better picture next time. While we're on the subject of Chix Mix, wasn't the Black Bra party amazing!! I know it's a girls party, but there were a lot of cute guys there too.
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