Making love alone, flying solo, the kind of love that fits hand in glove, making a date with yourself, tickling your fancy. Any way you describe it, it all adds up to the same thing: May is National Masturbation Month. So sit back and enjoy some of my top ten masturbation scenes or scenes that simulate that fabulous orgasm! This is a way to get heated up for the beginning of summer! Go rent these movies ( or wait for the reruns of Friends and the L Word ) and make some time to pleasure yourself. So Strap This On, if you'd like, for National Masturbation Month: now 'legally' do here in the states.
The Top Ten Masturbation Scenes or Scenes that Get Me Hot and Bothered
10 ) Diane Lane in Unfaithful has a great scene in her blue jeans and her hand slowly going down... oh, yeah, and the rest of the movie is well-acted.
9 ) Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 weeks. She has so many interesting scenes in this one. I'll have a bite of that strawberry.
8 ) Sharon Stone in Sliver. She's wet and naked and it's steamy in the bathroom.
7 ) Andie McDowell and Laura San Giacomo in Sex Lies and Videotape both have great flying solo scenes.
6 ) Natasha Lyonne in But I'm a Cheerleader. OK, this is more of something that just cracks me up. I love the scene where she's totally open-mouth kissing her boyfriend, with her eyes wide open, and thinking about cheerleaders so she can get into it.
5 ) Jennifer Beals in the L Word. While I don't like the idea of her cheating on Tina, this took place in jail, with her up against the wall and some very descriptive talk.
4 ) Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally. The orgasm scene. I'll have what she's having.
3 ) Courteney Cox Arquette on Friends describing the erogenous zones. For those of you who haven't seen this one, she describes the seven erogenous zones to Chandler ( with Rachel sitting on the couch next to her ) . A one, a one-two, a one-three, a four-one, a two-four-six, seven, seven SEVEN, SEVEN. Rachel and Monica both have their eyes closed for this one.
2 ) Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge runs a close race for me in her getting hot and bothered scene for Ewan McGregor as she yells, moans, and writhes all over the bed.
1 ) Wendy Crewson, Lila, the mom, from Better than Chocolate wins hands down, literally, when she discovers the box of sex toys in the apartment her daughter is staying at. Hurry to Early 2 Bed to add to your own box of toys.
Lisa Rock is a syndicated columnist based in Chicago. She will be performing in a new musical farce, Illuzzio at the Chopin Theatre from July 11-Sept. 14; ( 773 ) 913-5737 for tix..