BOWLING
Nine to Twelve League
Top Division
Priapisms 31 11
BVD Pimps 28 14
Slyde Rite In 26 16
Nine Inch Nailers 20 22
Bosom Buddies 19 23
Cum Tots 16 26
Chi-Land Suckers 15 27
Cum From Behind 13 29
Versatile Division
C-Men 31 11
Whipped Cream 30 12
Pinatrators 29 13
Dawn's Devils 20 22
Return of Lick 19 23
Big Bones 14 28
4 Pin Ups 12 30
Back Alley Cats 11 31
Bottom Division
Reacharound 30 12
Bolen Boyz 29 13
UDTTG 26 16
Balls o' Fire 25 17
Out of the Gutter 19 23
Calista's Angels 16 26
Thunderballs 15 27
Hanger Time 8 34
WCAA FALL League
Division A
Buckshots 51 19
Hydr8 is Enough 47 23
Busy Fingers in
Nutbush 44 26
TPAN.com 43 27
Dixon's Vixens 42 28
Just Jack 38 32
Jackhammer 35 35
Mixed Fruit 32 38
The Men of Tweet 31 39
The Bowl Jobs 31 39
T.T.B.O. 31 39
Kinc 28 42
Head Pins 28 42
Stroke Our Pins 25 45
Charlie's Boys 22 48
Heather's Honey's 8 62
Division B
That's What I'm
Talking About 58 12
Windy City Sweets 51 19
Big BUCKS... No
Whammies! 49 21
The Melrose 48 22
Spare Me 44 26
Spin Vision 42 28
Purple Jackhammers 39 31
Strangers With Candy 39 31
Mr. Fancy Balls 35 35
No. End Booze Hags V 31 39
Dirty Birds 30 40
Gutter Queens 30 40
Found the Spot 24 46
Jackhammer XXX 21 49
The Ball Stars 18 52
3-Finger Fun 16 54
CMSA FALL League
CMSA Thursday Mixed
Gay Mart Shoppers 45 18
The Pin Blasters 42 21
3 Queens & a Wannabe 41 22
The Van Witz Hookers 36 27
Spare Me 35 28
2B D'Ter-Man'd 34 29
Twick or Tweet 32 31
Rough Trade 31 32
Hungovers 28 35
2 Balls Short 26 37
Gutter Gals 17 46
Team #12 11 52
CMSA Friday Mixed
North Division
Jak'd & Hamr'd 35 7
The debutantes 29 13
X-Men 29 13
Queervo 29 13
Jury's Diner 28 14
Venison 27 15
Clarks on Clark Keglers 25 17
Scandal 16 26
The Perfect Gaymers 14 28
The Renagades 8 34
Blind 7 35
The M.A.C.S 2 40
South
Bucks Pinball Wizards 36 6
Gutter Talk 29 13
GYOF 25 17
Big Chicks 25 17
Cheetah's V 23 19
W.A.S. (We all suck) 22 20
North Coast Cafe' 21 21
Scot's Ball Bangers 19 23
Nita 'notherman 18 24
Sluggers the other half 16 26
Scot's Butterball
Turkeys 12 30
Champions at Large 9 33
Friday Night Women's League-Timber Lanes
Spare Us 61 28
Disco Divas 60 31
Outlaws 48 41
4 G-B 46 43
GDB #3 39 52
Not Enough 39 52
Crazy Eights 37 54
Big Bawlah's 30 59
VOLLEYBALL
CMSA Women: A Division
Final Standings as of March 7
A Division
1st: Erich's Lehigh 28 8
2nd Rebels 22 14
3rd: Spikin Dykes 20 16
4th: Spin Sisters 19 17
5th: Fists of Fury 16 20
6th: T's 3 33
B Division
1st: Spin 34 2
2nd: No Spikes 26 10
3rd: Misfits 19 17
4th: T's 18 18
5th: Guthries Amazons 9 27
6th: Hung Over 1 35
C Division
1st: Sassy 27 9
2nd: Independents 22 13
3rd: Closet Connection 19 17
4th: Scot's 17 18
5th: Outskirts 12 24
6th: T's 10 26
D Division
1st: Drama Free 33 3
2nd: Golden Girls 22 14
3rd: Doc Jocks 17 19
4th: Lounge Lizards 16 20
5th: Chaos 11 25
6th: Women in Blue 9 27
CMSA Mens Volleyball Standings
FINAL STANDINGS AS OF 2/29/04
AA/A DIVISION
Sidetrack Nat'l Team 37 7
Boom 37 7
Damn You Doris! 28 16
Big Chicks Avalanche 24 10
Power Surge 26 18
Steamworks 22 22
O.P.M.B. 17 27
Sidetrack Showtunes 11 29
Chicago Spin 8 38
Chihuahua 6 38
BB DIVISION
Avalon Chiropractic 32 8
Sidetrack K-1 Slushy 32 12
Jackhammer Phoenix 31 13
Group Discount 30 14
Gumbo RR-Inc. 26 18
Hearty Boys 17 27
Big Chicks Fly Girls 16 28
GNC Edgewater 14 30
Angels 0 40
B-MAJOR DIVISION
Jackhammer Rivets 33 7
Las Mananitas 33 11
Boom Boom Boys 28 16
Roscoes Queens
of Comedy 26 18
Chow For Now 19 25
Roscoes Mixed Nuts 19 25
Dr. K's Mercy Killers 19 25
Hydr8 is Enough 14 30
Hydrate Mega Nuts 7 37
B-MINOR DIVISION
Manhandler 35 9
Clockwork 31 13
Tunney's Trojans 30 14
Volley of the Dolls 29 15
Divas 25 15
Wally 19 25
Hunters Late Knights 14 30
Dinoto's Divas 8 36
Bump 6 38
C DIVISION
Bucks Set & Spike 37 3
Spice Boys 26 14
At Your Service 24 16
CHCC Misaligned 22 18
Banger Boys 19 17
Mavericks 18 22
SPINderella 17 23
Charlies Angels 17 23
Gurl Pleeeze! 15 21
Kneepads Optional 13 23
50's & Friends 8 32
Women's Sports Assoc.
TNA 206 pts
Women & Children 1st 193 pts
Katwomen 164 pts
Maybelles 161 pts
Tortugas 124 pts
BASKETBALL
WCAA Women's
Division A (Competitive)
Young Gunz 12 1
Spin 11 2
Heapsters 10 3
Charlie's A 6 7
Funky Monkey 4 9
Team Sunshine 4 9
Who Knows 3 10
Players 2 11
Division B (Recreational)
SI Reloaded 9 2
Condie Mgmt. 9 2
Charlie's B 9 3
Wildcats 8 4
SPIN-II 6 6
Guurl Trouble 5 7
Atmosphere 4 7
Up for Grabs 1 10
The Closet 1 11
WCCA Men's
** These are the final regular season standings, playoffs begin this Thursday March 18th and wrap up on Saturday March 20th.
COMPETETIVE DIVISON
1.) Old School Ballers (7-2)
2.) Golden Showers (7-2)
3.) Blue Ballers (5-4)
4.) Ball Hogs (5-4)
5.) Leather Daddies (2-7)
6.) Night Riders (1-8)
RECREATIONAL DIVISION
1.) Purple Rain (9-1)
2.) Blue Chips (8-2)
3.) Gray Pride (6-4)
4.) Back in Black (5-5)
5.) Kisner Independents (4-6)
6.) Easy Spirits (3-7)
7.) Red Rum (0-10)
FLOOR HOCKEY
WSA Floor Hockey Standings
Ladyz Ducks 5 1
Synergy 5 2
Weapons of Mass
Destruction 5 2
Arts of Sports 1 5
Recruits 0 6
