BOWLING
Nine to Twelve League
Top Division
Priapisms 22 6
Slyde Rite In 21 7
BVD Pimps 17 11
Nine Inch Nailers 13 15
Bosom Buddies 12 16
Cum Tots 11 17
Chi-Land Suckers 10 18
Cum From Behind 6 22
Versatile Division
Pinatrators 22 6
C-Men 21 7
Whipped Cream 18 10
Dawn's Devils 16 12
Return of Lick 12 16
4 Pin Ups 9 19
Big Bones 7 21
Back Alley Cats 7 21
Bottom Division
UDTTG 22 6
Reacharound 18 10
Bolen Boyz 17 11
Balls o' Fire 13 15
Thunderballs 13 15
Out of the Gutter 12 16
Calista's Angels 11 17
Hanger Time 6 22
WCAA FALL League
Division A
WCAA had their first 300 game bowled on Feb. 4. The bowler was Mike Noble.
Buckshots 38 4
Dixon's Vixens 31 11
Just Jack 28 14
Hydr8 is Enough 28 14
TPAN.com 26 16
Mixed Fruit 23 19
Stroke Our Pins 23 19
The Bowl Jobs 21 21
The Men of Tweet 20 22
Busy Fingers in Nutbsh 20 22
Head Pins 17 25
Jackhammer 16 26
T.T.B.O. 15 27
Kinc 12 30
Charlie's Boys 4 38
Heather's Honey's 4 38
Division B
That's What I'm
Talking About 36 6
Big BUCKS...
No Whammies! 32 10
Windy City Sweets 27 15
The Melrose 26 16
Spin Vision 25 17
Spare Me 23 19
Purple Jackhammers 21 21
Strangers With Candy 21 21
Found the Spot 20 22
Jackhammer XXX 19 23
Mr. Fancy Balls 19 23
Dirty Birds 16 26
Gutter Queens 16 26
No. End Booze Hags V 14 28
3-Finger Fun 12 30
The Ball Stars 12 30
CMSA FALL League
CMSA Thursday Mixed
The Pin Blasters 26 9
Gay Mart Shoppers 25 10
The Van Witz Hookers 22 13
3 Queens & a Wannabe 19 16
Spare Me 19 16
2 Balls Short 18 17
Hungovers 18 17
Twick or Tweet 18 17
Rough Trade 16 19
2B D'Ter-Man'd 11 24
Team #12 9 26
Gutter Gals 9 26
CMSA Friday Mixed
North Division
Jak'd & Hamr'd 33 9
Jury's Diner 28 14
Venison 25 17
Clarks on Clark Kgrs 23 19
Scandal 22 20
Queervo 21 21
Perfect Gaymers 20 22
The M.A.C.S. 20 22
The Renagades 18 24
X-Men 16 27
The Debutantes 16 12
Low Hangers 12 30
South Division
Ball Bangers 30 12
Cheetah's V 29 13
Bucks Pinball
Wizards 28 14
No. Coast Cafe 25 17
Champions At large 22 20
Scot's Butterball Turkeys 21 21
Big Chicks 20 22
? 19 23
Gutter Talk 17 25
W.A.S.
( We all suck ) 16 26
Nita 'Notherman 9 33
Friday Night Women's League-Timber Lanes
Spare Us 51.0 24.0
Disco Divas 49.0 28.0
Outlaws 46.0 29.0
4 G-B 39.0 36.0
Not Enough 34.0 43.0
GDB #3 30.0 47.0
Crazy Eights 30.0 47.0
Big Bawlah's 25.0 50.0
Week 11
VOLLEYBALL
CMSA Women: A Division
A Division
Erich's Lehigh 20 7
Spikin Dykes 17 10
Rebels 16 11
Fists of Fury 12 15
Spin Sisters 14 13
T's 2 25
B Division
Spin 25 2
No Spikes 21 6
Misfits 16 11
T's 12 15
Guthries Amazons 6 21
Hung Over 1 26
C Division
Sassy 19 8
Closet Connection 16 11
Scot's 14 13
Independents 13 14
Outskirts 11 16
T's 8 19
D Division
Drama Free 25 2
Golden Girls 17 10
Doc Jocks 14 13
Lounge Lizards 12 15
Chaos 9 18
Women in Blue 4 23
CMSA Mens Volleyball Standings
AA/A DIVISION
Boom 23 5
Sidetrack National Tm 22 6
Damn You Doris! 24 8
Power Surge 16 12
Big Chicks Avalanche 15 13
Steamworks 15 13
O.P.M.B. 11 17
Sidetrack Showtunes 10 18
Chicago Spin 6 22
Chihuahua 4 28
BB DIVISION
Avalon Chiropractic 20 4
Sidetrack K-1 Slushy 23 5
Group Discount 22 6
Gumbo RR-Inc. 16 12
Jackhammer Phoenix 18 10
GNC Edgewater 9 19
Hearty Boys 9 19
Big Chicks Fly Girls 9 19
Angels 0 28
B-MAJOR DIVISION
Jackhammer Rivets 19 5
Las Mananitas 19 9
Boom Boom Boys 19 9
Roscoes Queens of
Comedy 18 10
Dr. K's Mercy Killers 15 13
Chow for Now 12 16
Hydr8 is Enough 10 18
Roscoes Mixed Nuts 10 18
Hydrate Mega Nuts 4 24
B-MINOR DIVISION
Manhandler 25 7
Tunney's Trojans 24 8
Divas 19 9
Clockwork 21 11
Volley of the Dolls 19 13
Wally 14 18
Hunters Late Knights 9 23
Dinoto's Divas 7 25
Bump 4 28
C DIVISION
Bucks Set & Spike 21 3
Banger Boys 16 8
Spice Boys 14 10
At Your Service 16 12
CHCC Misaligned 12 12
SPINderella 14 14
Gurl Pleeeze! 11 13
Mavericks 12 16
Kneepads Optional 12 16
Charlies Angels 11 17
50's & Friends 6 22
BASKETBALL
WCAA Women's
Division A ( Competitive )
Heapsters 7 1
Young Gunz 7 1
Spin 6 2
Charlie's A 4 4
Team Sunshine 2 6
Players 2 6
Funky Monkeys 2 6
Who Knows 2 6
Division B ( Recreational )
Condie Mgmt. 6 1
SI Reloaded 6 1
SPIN-II 4 3
Wildcats 4 3
Charlie's B 4 3
Atmosphere 4 3
Guurl Trouble 2 5
The Closet 0 7
Up for Grabs 1 6
WCCA Men's
COMPETETIVE DIVISON
Old School Ballers 5 0
Golden Showers 5 1
Blue Ballers 3 2
Ball Hogs 2 3
Leather Daddies 1 4
Night Riders 0 6
RECREATIONAL DIVISION
Purple Rain 5 0
Blue Chips 5 1
Kisner Independents 3 2
Gray Pride 3 2
Back in Black 3 3
Easy Spirits 1 6
Red Rum 0 6
FLOOR HOCKEY
WSA Floor Hockey Standings
Synergy 5 1
Lady Ducks 4 1
Weapons of Mass
Destruction 4 2
Arts of Sports 1 5
Recruits 0 5
WSA 2004 update: Women Softball 2004 - Opening date: April 25 - For
details call: Martha @ 847-452-2561
SPORT SHORTS
Coming soon, WSA Women's Softball 2004 meeting March 19.
Windy City Athletic Assc. men's basketball will be at Margate Park Fieldhouse, 4931 N. Marine, ( 773 ) 327-WCAA, mens.basketball@wcaa.net, www.wcaa.net .
CMSA Women's Volleyball Call ( 312 ) 498-5159 or ( 773 ) 972-2787, e-mail jraimond@mmbmlaw.com