... At some point, I'll think of
something clever to say. I mean, gee whiz, it's the 25th year of the current Pope's reign and I'm just so happy for him! Actually, I think he'll drop dead on his anniversary. And, Reagan will die the same week. If you remember, they were shot the same week ...
... So, it seems that Nicole Kidman has gotten herself a real man this time. Apparently, she is about to marry Lenny Kravitz. That's rather cool in a way. She is, after all, from Australia, where they still look askance at interracial unions. But, you know what, fucking good for them! Lard knows their kids will be beautiful. There is no such thing as an ugly child of mixed race. Ok, maybe that Bush boy ...
... Sukie, Sukie, Sukie, you never cease to amaze me. Y'all should know that Miss de la Croix has a pair of the most on fire black pants that she wears with such finesse! And, Sukie, I promise I'll come and get my drag droppings as soon as I can, honey ...
... If you have not heard the new record (cd, ipod, or whatever you kids call it these days) by Johnny Dangerous, then you are not so hip, are ya? This child has turned the rap world over and is fucking it dry in its homophobic ass! His record is so good that I cannot stop listening to it. If you are queer and you like rap, you know that absolutely none of it speaks to us directly. Well, the wait is over.
Johnny's record is fresh, fun, nasty, funny, and funky. If he could get on the radio or MTV, he would be as big as Auntie Eminem, but until then, trust me. And goddess bless Kevin Bernal, and Eric Hernandez, the dj's at Jackhammer, and Lars Von Keitz. They turned me on to the "Dangerous" sound, and now I'm hooked. You go, boy...
... Now that Arnold is the governor of California, I am glad, for the first time, that I no longer live there. At least he can never be president, OK?...
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