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Seeing Spots
by Joan Jett-Blakk
2004-03-03

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...I'm so over the up-coming presidential election, by the way. I was already starting to hate it about two months ago, somewhere around the time I realized that Al Sharpton, scary creature that he is, was actually making sense. Now, poor Ralph Nader has heard the call and answered yes, much to the dismay of Democrats and the delight of the other ones, who shall remain nameless. Nader's just trying to inject some real dialog into an otherwise tedious and predictable race. That's a good thing. He's got no money, no staff, absolutely nothing to lose. I mean, why not? He can be as sassy as he wants to be. He can say anything, only a few are listening anyway.

Most of amerikkka is sitting on pins and needles wondering if the smallest groom will marry my big, fat, obnoxious extreme date. Meanwhile, over in Karbombistan...

...In my quest to find entertainment, I've come across a little movie called "Pimpin' Six Huns". No, it's not about ladies of the evening. It's these guys in Oakland, California who do all manner of death defying tricks on motorcycles, some of these tricks are done on the highway! They stand up on these bikes, they lay down, they do fucking longass wheelies, on the front tires!!! In traffic!! It's sort of "Jackass" on wheels. Find it if you can. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll fall in love. Really. Quite a few of these ruffians are cute as hell. They also do crazy shit like ride around on mattresses being towed by a car doing about 40 mph. I cannot recommend it highly enough...

...Bring me the head of the next person who says that the civil rights movement and the gay rights movement are not the same...

...Put my thang down flip it and reverse it. That's what the girl says, but try as I may, I still can't do it...

...Well, ciao for now,

joanjettblakk@yahoo.com


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