IML starts this weekend, so here's a Pretzel Logic look at leather, body hair, testicular virility, and Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson?
A Rouge Can Of Nair At Bear Pride Could Put Lloyd's Of London Out Of Business
Recent news story headline: 'Lloyd's offers chest hair insurance'
An Ass By Any Other Name…
Speaking of Bear Pride, the word 'dasypygal' [ dass-ip-EYE-gull ] means having hairy buttocks. It comes from the Greek ( naturally ) words dasys meaning 'hairy,' and pyge meaning 'rump' or 'buttocks.' The following comment on the web site where I found the word, 'Who knows when you might have occasion to use this word?' shows that the author of that site never heard of Bear Pride and/or IML.
Our Lady Of The Second Cumming
What do you think will happen at IML if someone should shoot a load of cum that creates a stain that resembles the Virgin Mary?
Shooting Star
I'm still shooting for one that looks like country music cutie Brad Paisley.
If Not On The Owners Thereof As Well…
According to one web site about the history of leather, 'By the Neolithic period of the later Stone Age, most farm animals common today had been domesticated. The earliest harnesses were most likely employed in agriculture, on oxen or donkeys.'
Ummm, What About 'Taste'?
One history of leather web site noted that: 'Leather's multidimensionality can be savoured [ sic ] through sight, sound, touch and most evocatively, smell.'
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
According to several web sites I found, Chinese currency of the second century B.C. was made of leather, the Romans supposedly made some leather coins, and leather coins were used in Germany and Austria up until WWI.
All Him 'Action Jackson'
It was revealed at Michael Jackson's child molestation trial that he had 'dolls in bondage attire' on his desk at Neverland.
Do You Suppose He Covers Any Michael Jackson Songs?
Openly gay musician Joseph Victor Sieger's CD, Self Portrait, was described in one review as: 'Absolutely uncompromising, without-a-net performance of over the edge, self-ghettoized, gay-sex obsessed material. PsychoSemiPornographic music for the groin, this disk reeks of Rush, leather and mansweat.'
Hey, Weren't These On 'Thriller'?
In the song 'I'm A Ghost,' JVS sings 'I'm a ghost, I walk the darkened halls. I haunt the backrooms and the bathroom stalls,' while in 'Succumb To The Party' he sings 'I'm goin' on a horsemeat hunt. Eight-inches-plus is what I want. I love to have my colon kissed by rock-hard cock or stone-cold fist.'
Ring Around The Rectum
The complete lyrics to 'Chain of Love' are '…when one man's bottom is another man's top… this chain of love will never stop…'
Location, Location, Location
The song San Francisco ( You Got Me Hard ) consists of a list of San Francisco cruising places.
Blag's Bag
Governor Blagojevich recently stated that he had the 'testicular virility' to do what it takes to shake up things in Springfield, and you have to wonder if he'll also be calling sex cub aficionado and failed Republican Senatorial candidate Jack Ryan so he can borrow a chest harness, a pair of chaps and a whip to wear at IML.
Maybe They Could Have a 'Jerk' Off
One web site said of Gov. Ballgojevich, 'it looks like Blagojevich is jockeying for the coveted'most masculine governor' title, currently held by California Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger.'
Until It Turns Up At The Howard Brown Health Clinic A Couple Of Weeks Later
Just remember, 'What happens at IML, stays at IML.'
If you have photos of Governor Blagojevich in a chest harness, chaps and boots, brandishing a whip, please DO NOT e-mail me at PretzelLogicDave@aol.com to tell me all about it.
