August bursts on the scene with a planetary pile-up of Leo energy. We are pushier than usual. Will the world push back ... below the waist??
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ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams find ways to entertain themselves and show off their talents to the world. Discover what inside of you gives you a charge and then go out and find an appreciative audience. This is your moment and not a moment too soon.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Become a catalyst for change around the house. Surprises are in store for those queer Bulls with closets in need of a cleaning. Will you free yourself from the ties that bind and pinch? And yet I have heard that some folks like it that way...
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins deserve more credit for their ideas and strategies. Take it to the streets and let them see how visionary and compelling you can be. Will you be a benevolent ruler when you reach the top or just another pint-sized dictator? Let's guess....
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs find themselves at a financial crossroads where their eyes are too big for their wallets. Are you over-extended in various areas of your life? If so, take stock and push aside the fiscal anvils that are drowning you. Either that learn to lift weights.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) All eyes are upon you... and begin to critique your so-called 'look.' Leo energy creates a new you whether you think you need it or not. How about a new personal style? It's not all that bad once you get used to those red leather hot pants.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Try a few predictions and see how they pan out. For those who are happier doing something more concrete for the community, it is the time to spread your charitable efforts into far-reaching and karmic building projects. The goddesses must be appeased.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras toss themselves into the social scene and either float on the vibe or call the tune themselves. The most important thing is to not sit at home and wait for the phone to ring. Get Out on the dance floor and see what's ( and who's ) shaking.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Leo planets set you on a more successful professional course. Yes, vengeful plots have their time and place but more often sugar can sweeten your ascent. With the right bait, you are personality plus, at least in the corporate shark-filled sphere.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Pack your bags and travel! If money and time are tight, find ways to explore closer to home or on a more austere budget. Yes, you feel the rush of excitement with a foreign film, exotic take-out and an international house guest. Go around the world.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) You exude charisma, tension and passionate oomph. Will you spread it around or keep it bottled up like so much canned heat? Planets in Leo sharpen your sensual skill and make you a lover like no other. And that can even be a good thing, pink Cap.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Explore various and interesting relationships. For those in a current partnership, see if there are ways to liven it up. For those Aqueerians on the prowl, invest some time exploring new shopping venues to see who is on the rack. Will one size fit all?
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Get involved in your job and you will see some impressive results. Guppies are not always as disciplined as they might be. For those with weak wills, turn your attention to a health-related activity. How about a spa date? Okay, now get back to work!!
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