As hot as July can get, you ain't seen nothing yet. As we move into the month, love takes a wilde turn; Venus changes signs and then retrogrades.
Our hearts are in our hands. Yuk. Please pass a paper towel.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams sniff out a work-related romance and jump in with both hooves. Venus spreads love into all cubicles. Things can get hot and heavy before they dissipate and become uncomfortable. Maybe this is what you really want. Then again maybe not.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Suddenly you find yourself on everybody's A-list. How to choose? Queer
Bulls should make the most of this rare and enjoyable energy before it
evaporates... and it will. Will you dance all night and sleep all day?
Better than the opposite. ?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Venus encourages you to spruce up your surroundings with not only a few
redecorating projects but also with an attractive coterie of pals. Plan a
few summer splashes. Don't forget to add a few able-bodied pool attendants for that occasional dip.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs should not be shy and retiring now. Be sure to move fast and
feverishly into local projects, neighborhood causes and even global
platforms. Get the word Out asap. Before you know it Venus retrogrades and your cream curdles.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Success is there for the taking when the wind is in your sails and you are soaring high on confidence. Proud Lions reach new heights in terms of status and influence. Hurry. By the 27th you become just another schlub.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins are social magnets. Go out and attract a few steely characters.
Expand your sphere of influence by floating new, impressive ideas. Things start to take off. You can become a legend in your own time. Or is it in your own mind....?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) If you 'feel' that you have a secret admirer, go with the flow. Proud Libras
have attuned intuitive powers that illuminate dark corners. You divine
wonders. Plumb the unknown before the 27th. After that you are back on the level of mere mortals.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Nutritionists say that we should eat more vegetables. Well, how about an olive? Preferably in a cocktail. Proud Scorps can find a myriad
opportunities to gather the troops and find new ways to interact and just have fun. And why not? Life is far too short.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers can make their mark with all powers-that-be. Status is a funny thing. Often it comes from the most unlikely of sources. Let Venus lead you to fame, fortune and stardom. By the 27th though you may be tossed back in the chorus.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps can now take their act on the international road. Not only can you find romance ( if you keep your heart open to it ) you also create an interest for some of your pet projects. If money and time are tight, surf the Internet and catch a wave.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians have a choice of attractive and randy prospects. You are
charming, sexy and very alluring... for a change. Hurry and cash in your chips before the 27th. After that you revert back into the frog in need of a curse-breaking kiss.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Plan a rendevous or two. Single Guppies who are ready to be hooked can find
a few nice nets in which to get tangled. The secret is to make yourself
available. Phoning it in will not do the trick... unless you are into that
sort of thing.
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