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Out in the stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2006-06-21

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Life takes a few zigs, zags, dips and turns when shocking Uranus retrogrades for the next few weeks. Your world may turn upside down. Feeling a bit dizzy compadre? Take an aspirin and call me in the morning after.

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams prefer to call all the shots but now things can spiral out of your control. Don't even try to manipulate your press - it can't be done now. Anything you say can come back to bite you on the butt. But then again, maybe you like it that way...?

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls think of themselves as debonair and sophisticated but there are those who know you better than you know yourself. Make your full debut to the world, warts an all. Heck, you like to expose yourself on occasion anyway. Just avoid drafts.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Don't even try to control the corporate zeitgeist. Pink Twins may not like what they are dishing out at the office, but this is no time to be self serving. Before you know it, the dust will settle and you can amply fill the power void.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Don't expect life to be quiet and staid now, gay Crab. This is the time to shake things up on your own or at very least expect a few cosmic rumblings to unearth some hidden treasures. Become a gold digger!

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Monogamous proud Lions swing from the rafters with their lovers while those who prowl the plains have more food than they can capture. All your dalliances meet and compare notes. Will they hold it against you? Only if they can rub it in. Okay!!

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins may decide on a new set of relationships rules or someone else will be the decider and you won't get a vote. Then, the job shifts from a dream to a nightmare. But as with all nightmares, you eventually wake up and can smell the coffee.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Uranus stirs up your honey pot into a buzzing hive. Exert yourself with care and don't overdo in exercise. You could sprain an important muscle and spend the rest of the summer watching from the sidelines. Pack some binoculars just in case....

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Reckless fun is in the cards for all proud Scorps who have a sense of adventure. Discover a few hearty parties and find ways of going the extra inch. Uranus makes even a safe sport a bit over the top. Better than the bottom of the barrel I suppose.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) If you have built your pink palace on bedrock, retro Uranus will shimmy your foundations. If you have built your castle on sand, be prepared to sweep up the debris with a wisk broom. Assess your life structures -family and home- and make enhancements.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Everything you say becomes incendiary and powerful. Despite your strong ideas, impactful emotions and powerful oratory, you will be unable to control the aftermath ... and there will be aftermath that you cannot control. Think. Wait. Have a sandwich.

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians may find it hard to make a buck and hold on to it for a while. So reign in your greed, enjoy your gotten gains in moderation and try to hold on to some of this fleeting currency for a rainy day ... or at least until Uranus redirects.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) As Guppies move in new circles, they become infused with passion, daring and pushiness. Gee who are you? Recognize when and where you cross the line. Somehow stripping for the neighbors is not something you want to do at this time. Or do you...?

( c ) 2006 THE STARRY EYE, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only.

Check out www.TheStarryEye.com . Plot your 2006 with Lichtenstein's astrology book 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians.'


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