Expect a change of heart and mind as Venus and Mercury glide into new signs. Venus in Cancer heightens our emotions while Mercury in Leo aches for attention. A pretty picture, no? Diva alert!
ARIES Gay Rams are ready to receive their adoring audiences. Try to be gracious as sweaty hordes gallop through your manicured gardens. Soon, oh too soon, the planets move on and you will have to content yourself with an occasional trot in the dirt.
TAURUS Your words are sugar coated when Venus moves into caring Cancer. Try a few particular bon mots out on family members as eloquent Mercury dips into Leo. Queer Bulls have nothing to lose but their 'straight' jacket ... and that fluorescent halter.
GEMINI Gay Twins find the balance in life and enjoy every last drop. And, with vocal Mercury in Leo, your ideas have weight and power. Don't just sit around and fan the air, comrade. Set a few ideas in motion and take them for a spin. Bring on the tornado!
CANCER Venus in your own sign makes you even more adorable and delightful than usual. You attract more admirers than you can shake your stick at. Pink Crabs conjure up all sorts of ways to make even their more grandiose dreams into a plausible reality.
LEO Proud Lions intuitively know where the gold is buried. Don't procrastinate; grab all opportunities while your thoughts are crystal clear and vision is 20/20. Soon the missing link will become just another Neanderthal. But maybe that is your thing?
VIRGO Seek what is buried beneath the surface, queer Virgin, while Mercury expands your intuition. Dig for new treasures in old terrain with Venus in Cancer. Will you find a jewel of a romance among your trashy pals? Depends. Maybe you are into trash ... .
LIBRA If you have been feeling sore from the school of hard knocks, Venus in Cancer gives you a coffee break. Gay Libras find that corporate stresses are a little easier to take. Mercury provides friends in high places. Or maybe they are just high friends ... ?
SCORPIO Thoughts of the job revolve in your head with Mercury in Leo but do not take any action while Venus plays in Cancer. Enjoy life proud Scorp. Sometimes we can solve the problems of the world with body oil and a ticket to Palm Springs.
SAGITTARIUS Gay Archers are hot to trot as sexy Venus probes Cancer. You are demanded at every orgy in town as Mercury in Leo expands your appeal. Pacing is everything; conserve your energy so you can stir the pot as often as you like. You may just lick the bowl.
CAPRICORN Sitting home alone on a Saturday night? Get Out and about when Mercury enters Leo and Venus, Cancer. A great relationship finds you. For those pink Caps who are part of a pair, this will pop your cork. 'Bout time lover. Is there foam in that bottle??
AQUARIUS Aqueerians may have their minds in the clouds but their feet are planted firmly on the ground. Set things into action especially when lovely Venus casts its spell in Leo. Who knows what can happen when you push your pencil towards you-know-who.
PISCES Sexy Venus in sensitive Cancer has all Guppies swallowing the bait for any wilde romance. But is that all there is to life? Heed the call of Mercury in Leo which has you concentrating on exercise and diet. They say that you are what you eat, cousin. Amen!